Gabe Franklin

Speculative, Humorous, and Horror fiction. Monty Python. Cartoon aficionado who can't draw. Husband. Ex-actor. Furry folks. Retweets r not nec. agreements.

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

I love this.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Oh god, Gabe. There was SO much blood. And the SCREAMING. The horrible horrible screaming. There were Cheerios ALL over the floor. The dog was HOWLING. Thunder began. Everyone was crying. Birds started to fall from the sky.

Oh wait. That was last night when I ran out of wine.

[Freedom Ahn @FreedomAhn]

Meanwhile, in #NovaScotia …just a couple hundred cormorants hanging at the pier 🤣🤣

#birdwatching #photography #wildlifephotography #NaturePhotography #nature #tuesdayvibe #tuesdaymotivations #birdlovers #fallcolors

[Freedom Ahn @FreedomAhn]

When the chonk decides your necklace is a dangley-gotta-chew-it-thingy …before coffee🤣🤣🤣

#CatsOfTwitter #wednesdaythought #WednesdayMotivation #AdoptDontShop #RescueIsMyFavouriteBreed #rescuecat #KonoKoa #HawaiianCat

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

Pants optional.

[Beth Lapides 🎧❤️🎧 @bethlapides]

Wtf does dress ‘semi-casual’ mean?

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

There's an online book launch party this weekend on Facebook including a live event where yours truly will be included this Sunday, Oct 17th at 4pm (EST). Information @EerieRiver

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

GREAT NEWS: My short story, "Hollow", was just published by the wonderful folks at Eerie River Publishing to be included in their newest anthology: IT CALLS FROM THE DOORS.

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

I'm partway through reading the other entries and I'm very humbled to be included with such talented writers. The stories are chilling and wonderful, and I'm a little jealous I didn't come up with these fantastic concepts myself.

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

Published!

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

DAFUQ?????

[Travis Fortnum @travisfortnum]

A memo sent to provincial employees in New Brunswick yesterday is making the rounds..

In it, Justice and Public Safety Minister Ted Flemming instructs GNB staff that they can no longer make territorial or title acknowledgements in reference to First Nations lands.

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

@KevinFroleiks No. Just no.

LOL

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

@TheOfficialAnaC
I love these crossover films.

[Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino]

Apes a Go-Go!

The cast of PLANET OF THE APES on the set of VALLEY OF THE DOLLS in 1967...

Photo: Dennis Stock (paging @danagould)

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

@NotTheTimCurry Not YET dead.

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

@TheOfficialAnaC DAMN!

[Chris Spargo @chrisonchris]

A psychologist hired by Kevin Spacey claims his accuser Anthony Rapp displays “narcissistic personality disorder” and “wanted very much to be part [of the #MeToo movenent].” And that he was manhandled by Ed Harris on stage and is confusing that with the alleged assault

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

@billoberstjr @TheIndyDistrict @phoenixfearcon @EzraBuzzington Looks awesome.

[LOA @LOA_2022]

medical expert offers that @albinokid displays “narcissistic personality disorder”

Thanks @chrisonchris for putting the official doc out there for EVERYONE to read

#anthonyrapp #kevinspacey #startrek #metoo #mentalhealth #Narcissist #narcissism

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

Looks scrumptious -
but not as yummy as the original, I'm sure.
#whatadish @NotTheTimCurry

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

You are not an immunologist.
You are not a virologist.
You are not an epidemiologist.
You do not have access to the massive amount of data necessary to analyze this issue.
Yes, you have a science background, but you are far from an expert.
Is your ignorance harming or helping?

[Mikhaila Peterson @MikhailaFuller]

This isn’t going to end. And Covid isn’t going to be eradicated anymore that is has been already.

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheOfficialAnaC

[Harjinder Singh Kukreja @SinghLions]

Y’all please look at this crazy TikTok 😭😭

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

@iyad_elbaghdadi An all-American diet will do that fairly quickly. That's how most people get killed by them.

[Gabe Franklin @GFranklinTweets]

@EricIdle Those ears! What a darling.
Sending good vibes to the goggie god on her behalf.