Geoff, Fixer of things

Builder/Fabricator/Mechanic.
It's time to build!!
Living in the Golden age of the USA.

[Geoff, Fixer of things @GGoehrig]

@PubWanghaf I thought he lived here

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Some of you have played sports (or maybe not lmao) but imagine a guy in your dugout who won't shut the fuck up about "hey man the other team has every right to oppose us" and "yeah it's great to score runs but after 3 outs the other side is going to use these bats against us"

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

In ancient literature, dragons were a great and terrible monster. They represented Boomers. Dragons symbolized geriatric, illegitimate political authority which refused to circulate land, wealth, and status to young men. The dragon is an ancient monster sitting on a vast pile of treasure and doing nothing with it. Knights slayed dragons and reclaimed kingdoms, recaptured virgins, and plundered treasure. This symbolized the destruction of the old Boomer Regime of economic stagnation, negative-sum parasitic rent-extraction, and political suppression... replaced by a new era. These landless knights were feudal Incels, carving out territory at the end of a sword; that's why they rescue a virgin princess.

[zero dark thirty ☕️ @zerodarkcoffee]

4 inches isn’t a lot until you slap that bad boy on a map and then you got 200 miles of hog

[Accordionly 🪗 @jeffaccordion]

I lost a lot of longtime Interweb buddies to panicanism. Sad. The term “panican” is actually much nicer sounding than its definition. A panican is a loser who has become addicted to losing.

It’s a viscous cycle.
Terrible.

[Geoff, Fixer of things @GGoehrig]

🥺🥺🥺

[Tuor Eladar @AgitpropMaster]

okay now the Chuds lost one
RIP

[Geoff, Fixer of things @GGoehrig]

Good times

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot.

[Tuor Eladar @AgitpropMaster]

Hydraulic catapult.
Right into the Gulf of America

[Prowler @derzum_]

It was the message the day Charlie was murdered. Trump, Vance, Miller and Rubio said the problem is the Left. The entire government surged assests to target the left. You're seeing it now because it's built up all year. People spinning theories are the ones who went off message.

[Geoff, Fixer of things @GGoehrig]

Patriot

[Inspector General Anthony D'Esposito @USLaborIG]

@RichardHanania I spent most of my adult life putting criminals in handcuffs. Now I lead professionals who do the same. You hide behind an @X handle and call people “grifters.”

We’re not in the same line of work.

[Millerist Zoomer 🌲 @disasterforthem]

When we win we are building statues of Stephen Miller across the country btw

[Random HVAC Guy 🇺🇸 @RandomHvacGuy]

This is Pretti Good news.

[Geoff, Fixer of things @GGoehrig]

Uhhhh, based af.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

ICC President Tomoko Akane on U.S. sanctions against her:

My credit cards, for example, have already become unusable. I also think that services and apps connected to the United States may become unavailable to me.

At the moment, my credit cards cannot be used, and transactions such as money transfers have already become impossible.

[ICElationist @ICElationist]

How bro looks at you from across the classroom when you’re on your last warning and the teacher starts some heartfelt libtard rant

[snow_frog @snow_frog8]

If I ever die under any circumstances, I want you all to make it about race. Even if it’s me crashing into a tree drunk at 120 mph by myself, I still want y’all to blame them.

[Collamrach @CollamrachTalks]

@AuronMacintyre Has been for 18 months. Thanks for catching up

[Cube @cube__lol]

The Real Slim Shady

[Geoff, Fixer of things @GGoehrig]

@AgitpropMaster 100%