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#hockey fan & witty observation

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paul blart taught me that anyone can be a hero

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2023 the year of fewer baby in movies

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next jaames bond movie opens up with a caveman scene that shows the first-ever hired assassin... we open up with the famous "gun barrel" and an ape man thrashing at the camera with a heavy club

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before twitter shuts down for good i just i want to say I thought he ded i thought i want i do i

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did they ever catch kony????

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ten years of #kony2012

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abe scotch vs abe fried #whowudwin??

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crepe was invented because of a clumsy French man accidentally dropped an Italian pizza pie on a hot stove and said "aichey wow whoa!"

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tim the "tool man" is an absolute Dog and i will fight him

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dagwood bumstein

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america's greatest contribution to the comedy genre would have to be a man eating a cartoonishly-oversized sandwich

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ate a sandwich today and said aloud "this this just like my very own sub way... at home!"

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oatmeal has a stigma

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these are "my dogs"

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it's nice having some one thirsting over you, even if its just AI bots

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"first name?"
"oprah"
"last name?"
"oprah"

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hunt*

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ethan hawk would whip james bonds ass

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RIP

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i got the "blue check" on instagram because leslie jordan saw a video of me doing really bad pushups once

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@snarkbox tequila

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"ough! ough ough ough ough ough" - tim the Tool Man