G. Gordon Liddy

Lawyer, FBI, Special Investigations Group, CREEP, Inmate, Author, Miami Vice Guest Star, Radio Host. Parody account.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

I buried a body under that exact spot in the Rose Garden circa May '72. Guess which body.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

I didn't need a security clearance to view TS/SCI documents. They make those tiny cameras for a reason.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Security clearances under review.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

Sturgis told me McCarthy wore diapers toward the end, so Mr. Trump isn't wrong about the baby thing.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Study the late Joseph McCarthy, because we are now in period with Mueller and his gang that make Joseph McCarthy look like a baby! Rigged Witch Hunt!

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

Ben Shapiro is a remarkably lifelike android. Bravo to the engineers at Boston Dynamics! One suggestion: read the paper for the first hour of the show. Also, a mustache. @benshapiro https://t.co/M3GkcaR8l3

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

.@BenShapiro reacts to the death of former First Lady Barbara Bush and the controversial ruling by Justice Gorsuch on today's show.

FULL VIDEO => https://t.co/wnn5LZlKJs

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

I would've inserted an ankle blade behind his windpipe and pulled straight down in one swift motion to generate catastrophic blood loss and certain death. Also, I prefer chocolate cake icing that one can SNAP LIKE A TWIG. https://t.co/uvDJL8N4tH

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Dashcam video captured the dramatic moment pedestrians in Cardiff, Wales took down a man wanted by police for carrying a hunting knife in public.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

If you go to prison, Sean, go with dignity -- and be sure to karate chop your car so the press knows you mean business. Also, watch the language, son. https://t.co/HgnGXOB7PL

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

Correction: Little Marco's small enough to fit through any needle, Mr. President. I once tried to shove a midget through a needle in '68. Remember? Hunt filmed it. https://t.co/lrtesSCO9c

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

I think Rubio sees himself as being able to thread some sort of needle between the far right and the regular party/independents. We both know that only one person has ever accomplished that. https://t.co/q177KUIBVF

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

And I miss watching Johnny Popp eat shmuffins (a baker's dozen!) during my Review and Comment on the News. https://t.co/jCRUMGjI07

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

There's no cast large enough to sufficiently encase my pod. 🍆 https://t.co/UFWjqVlmcV

[Jay @Chief_Yokun]

@GGordonLiddy I need you to record a podcast..look it up on the google.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

Slippery Jim couldn't carry Hoover's purse. https://t.co/CRJF8eiaPP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Slippery James Comey, the worst FBI Director in history, was not fired because of the phony Russia investigation where, by the way, there was NO COLLUSION (except by the Dems)!

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

RIP Barbara Bush. She was no Mrs. Liddy, but definitely could've made my Liddy's Ladies calendar.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

I'm still available to break into the USAO SDNY, Mr. President, just like the old days. Just give the order. You need help and I'm here. @realDonaldTrump

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

That was a joke. Get it?

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

I still read the newspapers aloud and bleep the word "Post" even though I no longer host a radio program.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

=@_Foggy It's pronounced "sur-VAY-ence."

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

Surprising facts about Mr. Don Johnson: firm handshake, occasional BO.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

No one pronounces "surveillance" correctly.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

Word of advice: if you ever stay at the Watergate hotel, don't order Johnny Walker Red. Howard Hunt micturated in one of the bottles.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

The hardest thing to do the day after the break-in was shredding $1300 in cash.

[G. Gordon Liddy @GGordonLiddy]

I see the rat @JohnWDean put a Twitter block on me. But I can still see his Twitter pages.