SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY

┊┊┊✧ ⁺ ⁺ ° ❝ ⠀ I’M NOT FUCKING LEAVING .ᐟ ⠀ ❞

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

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✞ 𝙈𝘼𝙓𝙒𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙅𝘼𝘾𝙊𝘽 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙉 ✞
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[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

Anytime you need, babe. Just maybe not tonight.

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

@GHOSTlNGYOU?

Can we talk soon? Something’s been on my mind.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

Slowly (very, very slowly) but surely.

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

Slowing making @GHOSTlNGYOU love Canada btw.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

Yuh-huh. You’re lucky you’re so damn cute.

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

Of course, love. Always.

Sorry if i scared the shit out of you at the end there.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

@WieldsTheBlade Thanks for making my birthday special, babe.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

Oh god. ESPECIALLY them.

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

Especially the Stats.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

Cowards. Every single one of them.

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

This describes so many people

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

Always talking all that shit, but can’t back it up.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

Found this quickly, didn’t you?

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

HOLY FU-

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

I’m better than you too. I’ll prove it again one day. Don’t worry.

[𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑. @TylerStatlander]

Yeah fucking right.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

But let’s be for real, why wouldn’t it be me?

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

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Better than your favorite wrestler.
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[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

You’ll face the same fate yet again.

[𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑. @TylerStatlander]

I never forgot, @GHOSTlNGYOU.

I plan on returning the favor soon enough.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

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TRIPLE B COMING BACK TO DADDY.
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[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

@WieldsTheBlade Merry Christmas, sweetheart. You get your presents out from under the tree yet?

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

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united in grief.
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[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

I’ll be civil. When am I not? (Don’t answer that)

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

They figured but…still just be nice to them.

They’ve had our back…even when we didn’t deserve it.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

They better know that this isn’t for them.

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

The lads appreciate your help, @GHOSTlNGYOU.

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

You’re welcome, babe!

[We’re so Elevated. ┊ Not @WillOspreay. @WieldsTheBlade]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[SELF — MADE .ᐟ｜PARODY @GHOSTlNGYOU]

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DADDY IS HOME, BABY!
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