KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY

——— 󠁧 CUT, CUT, CUT ME UP 󠁧&&; 󠁧 F✮CK, F✮CK, F✮CK ME UP .ᐟ

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

⠀⠀ ꒰⠀ 𝘭. 𝘮. ෆ 01.05.00
⠀ྀི 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘴 ྀི
︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Need this tournament to be over with before I go a little stir crazy.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

You remind me a lot of someone I used to know.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Christmas season is so exhausting …

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Well, fuck me, I guess.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

It costs nothing to be quiet though, you know.

[High Voltage. ≛ NOT @AdamColePro @RoyaltyRunsFree]

It is? Could’ve fooled me.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Sure could. It’s very easy.

[High Voltage. ≛ NOT @AdamColePro @RoyaltyRunsFree]

I could?

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

You could just compliment me.

[High Voltage. ≛ NOT @AdamColePro @RoyaltyRunsFree]

Cool jacket.

Still hate you, though.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

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i’m afraid that all i am is fake —— pretending i’m not out of place, or burning with self-hate. forever missing yesterday.
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[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Taking the kiddo out to the arcade. Maybe we’ll win something.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

I’m just saying, man.

[High Voltage. ≛ NOT @AdamColePro @RoyaltyRunsFree]

Oh, fuck off, Levi. I don’t care what you have to say.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

I don’t think anyone wants it.

[High Voltage. ≛ NOT @AdamColePro @RoyaltyRunsFree]

Offering a one time kiss.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

ᅠ
better than you think.
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[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

ᅠ
better than you think.
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[mina. @BoundByCombat]

⤷ ゛ ˎˊ˗ xiomara “mara” garcia.
professionally known as stephanie vaquer.
professional wrestler.
wwe superstar.
wrestling, horror, the paranormal.
pansexual. mc/mdni. 21+.
ships with chem | OC

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

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doesn’t he clean up nice?
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[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Should I take a trip to the states with Wrestle Tag League coming up?

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Maybe even three!

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

We're going to go undefeated for the next TWO years, actually.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

We’ll be sure to be ready next year then. I mean, you’ve taught me a whole fucking lot already, I wouldn’t be shocked if we go undefeated next year.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Hell yeah I want to tag next year. This team was so last minute, it's no surprise we didn't win. But a year.. that's plenty of time for us to become the best tag team around.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

You want to tag together next year too then? We could get some gold, a big trophy, it would look good.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Of course it is. We did great, especially considering this was our first time tagging together. Next year, that big win is ours.

[KING .ᐟ ┊ PARODY @OfPerseusSword]

Four points isn’t so bad, especially when Connors and Nagai didn’t get any. That’s a sort of win, right, @GuidesTheLight?