GarretHummel-Esparza

Kiss the sun!

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You can barely tell, but homeboy on the left is getting sucked off @ #Monster #westvillage #nyc...… http://t.co/JLbn6LJURp

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@BeBeZaharaBenet too true. What song girl?

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#icanthelpit.... I'm #obsessed w/ #partyintheusa! #nonstoprepeat #guiltypleasure #noshameinmygame

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Boys remember finding ur mangina 4 the 1st time? No?? Well #tuckitback and #getintoit! This tweet delivered by #bornagainmanginaenthusiasts.

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@BillyJoel i live for you! You are #SKRELTiNGforSandy!!!!

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Once she warms up, BillyBob makes a great cuddle buddy :) @ Gallitzin, PA http://t.co/Xf1cm6Dr

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#FaceFaceFace #ServingWhoFace #HowTheGrinchStoleFierce #WhovilleSmizeville #WhomericasNextTopModel
#HauteWho http://t.co/79oCB49N

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Welcome to the German Christmas Market y'all! Bratwurst, and pretzels, and schnitzel OH MY! http://t.co/jdKus0LI

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I can't fit this whole bratwurst in my mouth! Or can I....... #DoubleYourSausageDoubleYourFun http://t.co/PRQjiyA8

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There is to be absolutely no #smizing in the private stairwell. http://t.co/OHo3zu4f

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You better beat that mug Buddha! http://t.co/kzNeU89g

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Creepy! (Yet oddly reassuring.) http://t.co/iJdnjYRa

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#SuckOnDeezNutsRomney!!!!!!!!!

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#GOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@RuPaul even when bitches b lookin #whack in #UnflatteringDVRFreezeFrames, u STiLL manage 2 look #SnatchedForTheGods!!

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Well hello there Kitty Kitty hiding in Home Depot. http://t.co/L4e3cVCd

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Honey, I LiVE for these glitter eyes! Who needs unscratched corneas anyway??? http://t.co/IcYaVlnN

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And so what had happened was I had snatched Barney's weave. http://t.co/C052vTQO

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#HeyTherePapaSmurf #HappyBirthdayHair #GetIntoIt http://t.co/NecpPgZc

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First we bleach the hair. #thisishappening http://t.co/vx5OXD6h