Gary Dyksterhouse

Life is short, serious, and frail. Laugh at it, learn from it, and live it well. - Tony Ingle

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

Same energy…..

I also will be introducing a bill that mandates that people name Brad Pitt and I as equally good looking.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

[American Cotton Shippers @CottonShippers]

"Buy Cotton. Buy American" - @FoxNews.

Thank you Fox News for showcasing this important initiative of @SecRollins and the @USDA!

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

Son of a gun! I can actually remember that happening! As a Piston's fan growing up, this makes me proud, but as someone who can remember the fury of being cheated by the game, it is bringing back a cold sweat.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

NBA Jam had hidden code that made the Chicago Bulls miss last-second shots against the Detroit Pistons.

The creator was a Pistons fan.

So if the Bulls tried to win at the buzzer against Detroit, the game quietly sabotaged them.

Petty coding at an elite level.

[NatlCottonCouncil @NCottonCouncil]

The National Cotton Council thanks @RepCiscomani for hosting @SecRollins and @SBA_Kelly for today’s roundtable discussion and announcement of The Great American Cotton Plan.

[Farm Service Agency @usdaFSA]

FSA is strengthening the farm safety net thanks to the Working Families Tax Cuts Act that adds up to 30 million new base acres nationwide. Starting June 1, landowners can update and increase base acres. https://t.co/0I7IWsFRGR

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

Senator Hyde-Smith has been leading the charge to give US Farmers are fighting chance on the world stage. BACA is one of those rare pieces of legislation that simultaneously reduces the net outlay of govt. resources while unleashing the productivity of the targeted industry.

[U.S. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith @SenHydeSmith]

The facts don’t lie: American-grown cotton represents only 4 million of 20 million bales consumed in the U.S. each year.

The Trump Administration and @SecRollins are doing right by our farmers and consumers by promoting American-grown cotton with the Great American Cotton Plan. It puts our farmers first, supports long-term sustainability for the industry, and provides the American people with safe, affordable, and natural fibers that we should be using.

Congress should immediately pass the Buying American Cotton Act to support U.S. farmers, rural communities, and American manufacturing.

[Secretary Brooke Rollins @SecRollins]

The Great American Cotton Plan is about one thing: Putting American cotton first again.

Real “_____” wear cotton. 👖🌱

Americans. Cowboys. Farmers. Families. MAHA. Because cotton is real, natural, American-grown, and made by U.S. farmers.

Here’s the plan 👇

✅ Promote natural American-grown fibers over synthetic, plastic-based materials  
✅ Expand domestic cotton manufacturing and textile production  
✅ Increase export opportunities for U.S. cotton producers  
✅ Strengthen support for cotton mills and processors  
✅ Protect cotton growers from market volatility and adverse risk  
✅ Modernize facilities and expand production capacity  
✅ Support long-term profitability for America’s cotton farmers  

This is about rebuilding an industry that supports jobs, rural communities, American manufacturing, and our agricultural future.  

Plant, not plastic.

[Mississippi Corn Promotion Board @MississippiCorn]

🌽Mississippi Corn Promotion Board member Gary Dyksterhouse and
Josh Linville from StoneX share their insight on the fertilizer market to help keep Mississippi growers informed!

Click the link to watch the full video! https://t.co/9Dyb343SxA

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I would rather be dead than live my life like this

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Plenty Unlimited raised $940 million from Jeff Bezos, SoftBank, and Eric Schmidt.

They were going to feed the world with vertical farms. Lettuce grown indoors, under LEDs, using 90% less water and no pesticides. The pitch was beautiful. The decks were elegant. The press releases were full of words like "revolution" and "future."

They filed for Chapter 11 in March 2025. The valuation had collapsed by 99% from its $1.9 billion peak.

Bowery Farming raised $700 million at a $2.3 billion peak valuation. Backed by Fidelity, Google Ventures, Justin Timberlake. Shut down in November 2024.

Fourteen indoor farming companies filed for bankruptcy in 2025. Combined funding burned: $1.37 billion. Of capital. Vaporised.

The reason every single one of them failed is the same reason a farmer in Herefordshire with 180 cattle, no LEDs, no robotics, and no Series C, is still in business in 2026.

Grass is free. Rain is free. Sunlight is free.

The cow does not require a $200 million data centre to function. She is the data centre. She runs on weather, processes cellulose, outputs protein, and her firmware has been stable for ten thousand years.

The pitch decks promised to reinvent agriculture.

Agriculture was already invented. It was just in a field, looking the other way.

[Erick Larson @MStateCorn]

Nitrogen timing is important for corn grown in the south. The closer we match fertilizer incorporation with corn use, the more efficiency we can normally achieve.

These graphs illustrate corn N needs relative to different fertilizer sources and application timing.

🌽#mscorn

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Husband Blindsided By Event His Wife Only Told Him About Every Day For Past Month https://t.co/lnYp9HrTaH

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

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[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

I guess a lot of other people agreed with me.

Posted before the open. $CIFR went absolutely melt-your-face nuclear today.

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

Listening to the $CIFR earnings call, and it's pretty difficult to not get really bullish about this company.

Contracted Leases that deliver extensive NOI in the next 2 years.

Construction/Operation team that continues to deliver on time.

Perhaps most importantly, institutional confidence illustrated by debt facilities that are priced massively below market.

Barber Lake, Black Pearl, and Stingray all completely on target...this company is really close to churning out 3/4 billion worth of NOI and that is without even touching the pipeline....

Short term P&L is almost meaningless as long as the balance sheet remains solid (which it is).

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

@Jeffrey24254698 https://t.co/fX4T3e4ijL

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

@reobrien3 @MAISfanGuy Later in the game we witnessed this brutal Yellow Card.

Apparently when you tap the ball away from a defender it’s worthy of being sent to the sidelines.

[Gary Dyksterhouse @GJDHouse]

@MAISfanGuy … watch out for this brutal hit in the Pillow vs. Heritage playoff soccer game.

Absolutely sickening.

[Mississippi Corn Promotion Board @MississippiCorn]

Dr. Dave Spencer giving an update on MCPB project PIVOT! 🌽

Learn more @ https://t.co/mK5710cDHr