GJ Flash

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[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

How it feels following me just to see the occasional banger reply:

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

Thanks, I do.

#HappyEWDay

[Brian Dunning @BrianDunning]

Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate.

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@FrankPallone @grok is this true?

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@ChrisBaldwin912 Care? About Army? Okay, I'll try.

Hello, heroes.

We just watched Band of Brothers again on Veteran's Day (as one does), and you warriors are in our thoughts and prayers every day.
God bless and Godspeed.

[Chris Baldwin @ChrisBaldwin912]

PROTECT PETE HEGSETH AT ALL COSTS

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

BRB gonna watch Citizen Vigilante again

[Kristin Sokoloff @ksoklower48]

🚨 BRITISH COUPLE CONFRONTED OVER REMEMBRANCE DAY POPPIES!

Imagine being harassed in your own country for honoring the men and women who sacrificed their lives for it.

Absolutely DISGUSTING. A British couple confronted at London's Victoria Station while wearing Remembrance Day poppies, and the woman ends up in tears.

These poppies honor those who fought and died for their country. The sheer disrespect is infuriating.

Britain, what the hell is happening to your country?!

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

@waltermasterson You petty little bitches always look exactly how you're supposed to look.

Good luck moving forward, soyboi.

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

@SenWhitehouse Gee I sure hope he doesn't go all Saigon on us.

It's adorable that you traitors think you'll never see any repercussions for your treason.

[pats on head, pinches cheek, fires up helicopter]

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

Today I learned that lawfare goes both ways.
That we can do unto others as they do upon us.
So let's see some mugshots for Christmas.

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

“LAWYER UP!” screeched incoming House Oversight Chairman Robert Garcia, practically jerking himself off over the prospect of dragging Trump, his family, and his entire administration through another taxpayer-funded Democratic witch hunt.

Then Trump's White House lawyers delivered a magnificent kick in the fucking teeth: Abuse your congressional subpoena powers to harass and intimidate political enemies, and your own conduct can become the subject of legal scrutiny.

Oh, you glorious, arrogant, self-righteous fucking idiots.

Democrats were so busy planning their political revenge orgy that they apparently forgot the Constitution applies to their miserable asses, too. Garcia was strutting around threatening the “Trump crime family,” while Representative Analilia Mejia gleefully promised to scatter subpoenas like Mardi Gras beads.

These power-drunk assholes were practically fighting over who got to pull the trigger on their congressional harassment machine first.

Then White House counsel Will Scharf reminded the entire clown convention about Trump v. Mazars, the Supreme Court decision establishing that congressional investigations require legitimate legislative purposes. Congress doesn't get to turn subpoena authority into a personal fucking revenge franchise just because its members have a pathological hatred of Donald Trump.

And the really beautiful part? These sanctimonious dipshits have been supplying the evidence of their own political intentions with their big fucking mouths.

Nobody forced Garcia to advertise his revenge fantasies. Nobody made Mejia celebrate subpoena power like a drunken idiot throwing beads off a Bourbon Street balcony. They couldn't even wait to take control before broadcasting how eagerly they intended to unleash the congressional machinery against their enemies.

Scharf simply reminded them that their public threats can become relevant when someone challenges the purpose of their subpoenas.

And Garcia's response to that constitutional warning?

He started bitching about a “weaponized DOJ.”

A FUCKING WEAPONIZED DOJ!

You insufferable, hypocritical little shit.

You just threatened to unleash congressional investigations against the president's family and administration, and now you're clutching your pearls because the White House reminded you that abusing government power carries consequences?

The sheer fucking audacity is breathtaking.

These are the same political jackasses who spent years applauding investigations targeting Trump. Now they're discovering that the Constitution contains actual restrictions on congressional authority, and suddenly they're screaming about intimidation.

Apparently, their definition of government abuse begins the instant someone threatens to examine THEIR conduct.

And here's the part that makes this entire shitshow so spectacularly humiliating: Trump's lawyers didn't have to manufacture a scandal or invent some elaborate conspiracy. Democrats eagerly supplied their own inflammatory statements, complete with threats, swagger, and enough self-important bullshit to fertilize half the country.

They strutted into Washington waving subpoenas, imagining themselves as untouchable political executioners.

Then somebody reminded them that constitutional limits apply to the assholes holding the gavels.

Now the same pompous bastards who were practically salivating over their next political inquisition are whining because somebody dared to challenge their authority.

What an absolutely magnificent display of political stupidity.

Robert Garcia wanted everyone terrified of his congressional committee. He wanted Trump's people sweating, scrambling for attorneys, and trembling before his precious subpoena powers.

Instead, his opening act has given the White House an opportunity to explain exactly how congressional investigators can cross constitutional boundaries themselves.

Congratulations, Bobby. You managed to turn your own swaggering threat into a fucking warning about your own conduct before your revenge circus even got underway.

You opened your big mouth and screamed, “LAWYER UP!”

Now go find yourself a goddamn mirror, you pompous little prick.

YOU FIRST.
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[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

@LittlePineCO @glowieboiz Endorsed.
Sometimes I want to start with North America istg

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

I know nothing really works or makes sense anymore, but you shouldn’t be able to swear in on a book which contains ideas that are antithetical to the constitution of the United States of America.

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

More like amirite

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

Picture day with our members-elect!

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@HouseDemocrats #FIFY

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@TahraHoops So, in other words, thank you @ICEgov!

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@dank You'll be deported before then, Star Wars name.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Not one Democrat state — not one — has either a.) checked the citizenship status of their voter file or b.) shared their voter records with DHS to check citizenship. The total number of illegal and non-citizen voters is astronomical.

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

These "people" are never on America's side.
NEVER.
So let's stop being on their side.

[Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @repdeliaramirez]

Bombing hospitals and targeting medical personnel is a war crime.

The precision bombs Israel used to commit the war crime are American-made bombs, paid for by American taxpayers.

It could've been different if we had passed my Block the Bombs Act. We can prevent another catastrophe. We can choose to act NOW and end US complicity in the genocide.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

@AssocAnderson So let me get this straight.

Are you alleging that everyone up and down the chain of command from Trump to the drone operator killing narcoterrorists has committed "war crimes"?

Answer the question.

[🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀 @LibertarianG0th]

My feelings have not swayed.

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

@CapatanEl4662 @VideosIrish We call them "newcomers".

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

How bad does it have to get, exactly?

When my grandkids ask me how I allowed this to happen, I'll have no answer for them.

Will you?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Muslim leader openly lays out the plan to take over America

- Elect Muslims into Congress
- Then place Muslims into the Supreme Court
- In 4 years from 2026, they want 4,000 new mosques built in America
- 4,000 new Muslim journalists
- 4,000 new Muslim teachers
- 4,000 new Muslim lawyers
- 4,000 new Muslim filmmakers

He also lays out the Muslim 20 year plan:

“20 years from now, the Muslim community will have 50,000 attorneys, 50,000 journalists, 50,000 filmmakers, 50,000 professors of political science and history”

This is the Islamic takeover of America, they are literally telling us their goal is to take over our country

Again, they are literally TELLING US their plan is to take over Congress and the Supreme Court

What’s it going to take to get mass deportations while we still can