George Kaplan

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

None of my tweets have ever been good enough to pin to my profile.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@RonFilipkowski On one hand I'm not mad this dipstick got arrested. But on the other, Laura Loonie publicly admitting to being a feckin snitch just makes me loathe her even more.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@timruss2 Dr. McGillicuddy

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@RadarZed @RpsAgainstTrump Hahaha DJT paying a debt? You should consider a career as a comedian

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Every. Fucking. Word.

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@Elliearoundtown @GenuineMikeKatz @3YearLetterman Here's the thing, Downtown Alley... If you dislike being made to feel like an idiot then maybe don't post idiotic shit, bcuz that's what you did. Just saying 🤷‍♂️

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@RepMarkPocan 1. When/if a certain side loses, they'll still claim fraud.
2. Trump will still find a way to get rid of her.
3. He will still claim vindication/absolution.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@MeidasTouch Featured performer? What, Lee Greenwood & Kid Rock didn't answer their phones?

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@TheresaF20 @J_fassler Hey, guys, we've got Theresa here giving us her guesses on things. We better all listen up.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@GOP__Ls @ProudDoggieMom Sounds like a shoo-in for the GOP

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@tony_franck237 @joncoopertweets No.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@VinKohl @3YearLetterman Coming To America was great, but I don't remember Prince Akeem becoming president. Maybe Coach @3YearLetterman can chime in? I'm sure he has it in his DVD collection.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@bruce_lugo @JoJoFromJerz @Acyn I once followed the advice of the galactically stupid. Now I teach typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Clubbo School for Women.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@Hotdogmcee @Mrgunsngear @NancyMace OnlyFarts

[Plotnik Fil @FilPlotnik]

Trump and Kristen Welker: How to Talk to a Boor

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@AndreaTaz4ever2 @mmpadellan @TPBlue4 Since when does DJT listen to advisors?

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@BadMedicalTakes What about basic English?

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@joncoopertweets I'll believe it when it actually happens

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@thetwitabides @Chicago_History The date didn't work out. The one guy was kinda funny looking.

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@kid_riles I think we're gonna need to see a picture of the BBC that approved it...

[George Kaplan @GKNByNW]

@DavidMy19015593 @3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir @funeralinsider