derek holowachuk

Send Lawyers, Guns and Money; the shit has hit the fan.

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@BillClinton Time for a new suit Bill. Damn that looks awful.
Bush Jr looks just like his dad!
Biden looks like the ugly ork from Two Towers.

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@Rothmus Monster trucks and dirt bikes are quintessentially American. What a jerk off.

[Noah @Noahxanders]

anyways

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@StephenKing
Bango Skank short story please. That is all.

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@BillyM2k Yo

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I miss when goon meant low level mafia thug

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

I actually agree with whomever said we should start playing gay porn at gay bars again to weed out the straight people

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@OllieDreamer Jeez what does your closet look like lol

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@danacarvey Gotta check out the TNG remaster on bluray there Dana.

Ps. I piss myself everytime you do Dennis Miller. Never stop.

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@RockLovesMe2 Boston

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@OllieDreamer Are you Palm Springs?

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

who are some good Ayatollahs for someone just getting into Ayatollahs

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@OllieDreamer Love a pink button up.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Good morning! Did everyone get their fiber this morning and have you added @KelloggsUS #RaisinBran 🥣 to your shopping lists? 🤔👍🏻

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

I love this restaurant. Pretty classy of them to personalize these for me!

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@OllieDreamer Teehee

[derek holowachuk @GLAHelmet]

@BillyM2k You're like Stephen Wright without the material.

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

great service would recommend a++++++++

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

are those… fart vents?