I am licensed to carry a handgun in 45 states and the District of Columbia. I only take my gun off to shower and I put it in a ziploc bag. I have a 1.5s draw-to-fire time. My parents' house has 360 degree coverage with hardwired thermal cameras. I have a good relationship with my sheriff. Everyone in my family has firearms training. I drive an impeccably maintained 1993 Volvo 940 (sweet spot between modern safety features and not having an OBD-2 port) that just passed inspection. I drive the speed limit. I don't do drugs.
And to anyone who is tempted to try something anyways: if this shit continues to encroach into real life, I am going to go to your house and cut your power. Then I am going to come inside of your house in night vision goggles and switch your eyeballs and your testicles