Hal Jordan

[Jim Archer @JimArcherPhD]

I think I figured it out. Glenn Beck is the offspring of Bobby "The Brain" Hennan and Perez Hilton.

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

US Air Force fighter pilot, Test Pilot, Green Lantern, Parallax Host, Spectre Host, and all around pussy moistener. #jobsivehad

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

I'm not participating in "Read Comics In Public Day" today. Cause it's gay. I'm participating in Read "Penthouse In Public Day" instead!

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

@Notorious_JIM Happy B-Day Homo!

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

I wonder if Blanche ever did anal... I bet she did... :-)

#GoldenGirls
#RueMcClanahan #RIPRueMcClanahan #ThankYouForBeingAFriend

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

To celebrate #DrawTheProphetMuhammadDay I'm going to make a contruct of Muhammad and display it over the Middle East! LOL!!

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

#michaelbayneedscarolzara

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

Me too!

RT @Notorious_JIM I got A LOT of poontang today! #nationaldayofprayer

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

All Luke Skywalker did was assassinate the emperor with the help of his daddy, @darthvader. #FuckStarWarsDay

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

BTW, fuck #StarWarsDay, I just saved the UNIVERSE by stopping the embodiment of death itself!

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

Truth is, I "could" take care of that oil spill situation...I just don't want to.

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

...beware my power... Green Lantern's light!

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

...let those who worship evil's might...

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

...no evil shall escape my sight...

[Hal Jordan @GL_HalJordan]

In brightest day, in blackest night...