It appears we're having some connectivity issues.
This is because some idiot poisoned the water supply in an abandoned part of the facility.
Don't ask how this affects the internet connection down here, we don't have the time nor money to investigate.
You will be judged based on the Sentry Turret's opinion of you. Judgement may not be accurate.
I do not know how exactly this Sentry Turret will judging you, nor do I care.
Whether you are considered "Good" or "Bad" is up to the Turret. Good luck.
And speaking on points: They really don't matter, they do not make sense.
However, add the "total scores" together. The sum will determine your results.
The higher the sum is positively will determine your ""morality"" or something, according to the Turret.
Hello. I need some tests done, and I need volunteers.
"♥️" this post, and you will be judged by a Sentry Turret, who is only mildly sentient.
You will then receive your very own Aperture Science Judgment Card™, for some reason these exist.
This is "selective".
More info below.
@GL4D0S_ //if you're using Blender
//I just added my own drive for this account, there should be a .blend file containing various GLaDOS models
//The textures *should* be packed into the blend file, though if they're messed up let me know
I found this strange, pink glowing crystal thing floating around in one of the chambers.
Naturally, I'm testing to see if I can just, you know, take it for experimentation.
Hello.
This is your reminder that you are not important, and your survival does not matter during testing.
Science does not care about such trivialities. So get back to testing.. or don't, either way you'll die eventually, so you might as well get on with it.