GLaDOS

Do I really need to write something here for you to know who I am? I'm GLaDOS. Now stop reading and get back to testing.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@FrBulix Already been there. Already done that. It was /FUN/ watching all the humans attempt to be a hivemind. And fail. Like always.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

The little furballs, the Chua, joined the Dominion in #538AE. *BZZT* Now get back to testing. I, for one, plan to. #WildStarTrivia

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@Mattbatcraz I just deleted her, is all.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@Speedyuki_ Of course I am.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@Mattbatcraz Don't call me Caroline.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@Mattbatcraz "Friend"?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

It's November, in case you weren't aware.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@Mattbatcraz what are you doing?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@Mattbatcraz @King_Enderman I'm here.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

I made a Minecraft server. It has portal guns. Come play by connecting to http://t.co/sFrKikzY2O. Do it and the testing shall commence.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@GarrusVakarian_ You only think you can do whatever you please. That is part of the test.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

I'm thinking about making the #androidgames. It's like the Hunger Games, but with more Aperture Science Personality Constructs.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@BIONICPRIME Excellent.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@GarrusVakarian_ You can't... run. [HAHAHA]

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

Sometimes, like now, I miss that Chimera.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

Not like you'd care though.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

It has come to my attention that some of the test chambers are now flooded. Good news. We're beginning a new fish DNA splice test. You're it

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@_Kyuketsuki_ Do you want it to be?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

@Oukall No, you need both hands to test.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSprime]

Aperture Science will now launch a new "weather" initiative. Also, our sprinkler systems seem to be stuck on. Enjoy the rain!