Galaad Lepaul

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[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

Personne ne l'a encore fait, alors je m'y colle: Candidats à l'election présidentielle as Club de Football un 🧵

Poke @cahiersdufoot @FFLose

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@Pierre_B_y Et Waze toujours pas rentré

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@Maitre_Eolas Aucun respect

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@MathieuAvanzi Assez régulièrement, trucmuche

Mais c'est peut etre plus une variante de machin

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@quatremer Quelle est la difference entre bloqués et masqués ?

Dans les effets et dans le choix ?

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

Et là, je pense à tous les posts de @Maitre_Eolas, @EricMorain et les autres qui se plaignent du manque de moyens de la justice

[Agence France-Presse @afpfr]

🇫🇷 Le ministre de la Justice Gérald Darmanin a annoncé dimanche qu'il allait demander aux procureurs généraux de reprendre "l'intégralité des plaintes qui touchent les enfants", soit environ 70.000 dossiers, d'ici au 14 juillet, dans le sillage de l'affaire Lyhanna.

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@EricMorain @Maitre_Eolas J'avais d'autres chiffres

Il y a les (grosses) parts des budgets des ministères qui passent dans les retraites

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

Oooh La La!

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@RegisWuller J'ai déjà vu des trucs comme ça sur le stade en bas de chez nous

[Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷 @d_foubert]

It's all the fault of the English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

This French colony gone wrong has ruined continental Europe for over 8 centuries. It is an embarrassment to Western Civilization.

England is a French startup that grew sentient, deleted its operating system, and has been terrorizing the neighbors ever since. In 1066, William the Conqueror didn't actually intend to create a global superpower; he was just looking for a damp, offshore storage unit for his extra knights. But somewhere between the Battle of Hastings and the invention of the lukewarm ale, the "Normandy Expansion Pack" glitched.

What was supposed to be a lovely vineyard-adjacent outpost devolved into a chaotic, rain-soaked experiment in how many ways a human can boil a vegetable until it loses its will to live.

For eight centuries, Continental Europe has been forced to play the role of the exhausted parent watching a toddler with a flamethrower. The English spent the entire Middle Ages trying to move back into their "parents' basement" in France, leading to the Hundred Years' War—which was essentially just a very long, very violent property dispute over who got the good patio furniture in Aquitaine.

When they finally got evicted, they didn't just walk away; they decided that if they couldn't be French, they would make "Not Being French" their entire personality. They invented an entire Church just so a king could get a divorce, and they pivoted to a global empire primarily so they could find something—anything—with actual spice in it, only to bring those spices home and use them as decorative paperweights.

The sheer audacity of the British project is breathtaking. They took a perfectly functional Romance-language foundation, dragged it through a hedge of Germanic gutturals, and created a linguistic Frankenstein that they now have the nerve to export back to us.

For 800 years, they have sat on that island like a disgruntled tenant who refuses to join the neighborhood watch but insists on judging everyone’s lawn from behind a lace curtain. They spent centuries meddling in European affairs just to ensure no one else could have a nice time, only to eventually execute the ultimate "I’m leaving the party" dramatic exit with Brexit—which, let’s be real, was just the final, agonizing stage of a 1,000-year-old French colony finally admitting it’s too socially awkward to stay in the room.

The tragedy of the Continent is that we are still dealing with the fallout of William’s bad weekend in 1066. We gave them the architecture, the wine, and the legal framework, and in return, they gave us the Industrial Revolution (which ruined the air), the concept of "The Weekend" (which ruined productivity), and the belief that a vacation consists of turning bright pink on a beach in Spain while yelling for a full English breakfast.

England isn't a neighbor; it’s a French experiment that escaped the lab, moved into a cold shed, and decided to make its misery everyone else’s problem. We’ve been paying the "Norman Tax" in psychic damage for nearly a millennium, and quite frankly, we’re still waiting for the refund.

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@TrashTalk_fr Oui, mais c'est quasiment le seul aspect de mon bracket qui soit juste

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@MathieuAvanzi est-ce qu'il y aurait un lien avec "cute" en anglais ?

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@KDTrey5 @blueheaticy @Jacobtheclipper I agree with Mr Durant from France
Luka and Jokic are famous, Shai a little less from non basket-ball fans, maybe because he's "newer"

Legends like Lebron, Steph or Mr Durant are above in terms of fame but the length of their career is longer

Maybe @TrashTalk_fr can confirm

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

Une nouvelle claque pour les knicks après beaucoup d'espoirs

[TrashTalk @TrashTalk_fr]

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[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

C'est pas un jeu pour les papas 😁😁😁😁

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

@qikipedia Well, the word edit in french existed before that
The most famous one being the édit de Nantes
Comes from latin edictum

[Le Gorafi @le_gorafi]

Pascal Praud accuse la sauce algérienne de vouloir remplacer la Béchamel https://t.co/3YkzwoFUuL

[Galaad Lepaul @GLepaul]

J'attends de voir où se situe Karl Malone

[TrashTalk @TrashTalk_fr]

NBA Top 10 All-Time : les GOATS offensifs de la NBA ! Apéro TrashTalk

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[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

10-Day contract? 🏀👀… @NBA

[Maitre Eolas🇫🇷 @Maitre_Eolas]

Une affaire judiciaire aux USA retient mon attention, et devrait beaucoup plaire à @DominiquePiau. Et au-delà de son thème très actuel, elle illustre bien qu'il n'y a pas de vide juridique, seulement des terras incognitas : le droit existe, on ne l'a juste pas encore découvert.