It’s 2009. You fell asleep to Golf Channel’s recap of Tiger’s win at the Buick Open.
You wake up at 2am to yelling. “WHAMM!!” You could gain 50 yds. You fall back asleep, wondering what kind of tee that was.
Somebody told you about Twitter, but you haven’t downloaded it yet.
@RearAdBsBlog@barstoolsports I miss you on the Pod RA. I know people can be classless, but true OG'S, understand. If you don't come back on the Pod, I wish you all the success in the world, you built an EMPIRE 👊👊
JUST IN: Dave Portnoy has a meltdown, tells Barstool's Kirk Minihane to "shut the f*ck up you bald f*ck" after Minihane criticized Portnoy's approach to "Jew jokes"
Portnoy: "Shut up!... You work for me!"
Minihane: "Sure. You bet. For now..."
Portnoy: "For now? Quit! I'll save $500,000."
Minihane: "Is this a show or not a show? We can't have a conversation?"
Portnoy: "You're an idiot. You're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes whenever they want."