Glenn Lurie

Creative soul who loves music, baking, cooking, and family. Friend of many. No known enemies. Parkinson's.

[Glenn Lurie @GMLurie]

My former #urologist is a funny guy. For my birthday he gave me a #urinal cake.

[Glenn Lurie @GMLurie]

I have a friend with #Parkinsons who cannot afford to buy #marijuana, so he is smoking tumbleweed. He does not use a #bong or #pipe. He rolls it.

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I was living in the Bay Area when I received my diagnosis on September 23rd, 2013. The #Parkinsons support group I joined was sponsored by a #Cannabis club. We would meet every Monday morning. The name of our group was Wake. Shake. And Bake.

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#POPEYE has been known to #saute his #spinach in #Olive Oyl.

[Glenn Lurie @GMLurie]

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." Bob Dylan

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Why do people who are anti-#circumcision make such a flap over #foreskin?

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April is national #Parkinsons month. Many Parkinsons sufferers like me use this time to travel. We do not take vacations. We take trips. Usually in the Fall. To places like Shaker Heights, Ohio; Falls Church, Virginia; and Niagara Falls.

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Just returning home from my volunteer position at the local #fertility center. Today I hosted the #Easter #egg hunt.

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Why do I bother purchasing evaporated milk? It is always halfway gone by the time I get it home.

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I purchased some heavy cream. Surprised at how deep it is.

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Sadden to learn of the passing of comedian #RichardLewis. Funny man. Dark humor. #Parkinsons.

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My favorite #microbrewery and #massage #parlor is called the #Hoppy #Ending. I go there for their #mug and #tug special. It is an expensive beer, but you leave with a smile on your face. I’m good for one. Need to take a nap if I want to go a second round.

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I think the manufacturers of #Viagra and #Cialis should stay away from offering their #ED medicine as #soft #gel #capsules.

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#Constipation, #drooling, and #incontinence are side effects of #Parkinsons. This makes playing #basketball a challenge. Players with Parkinson’s would only pass once-in-a- while and always be called for double dribbling.

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I heard about a #swingers club that caters to #wine #connoisseurs. It is called the #Corkscrew.

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I have a friend who is looking into #cremation services. One of the funeral homes he called played "Dust in the Wind" as its on hold music.

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Feet firmly planted on shaky ground. #Parkinsons

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The #Parkinsons workout program I recently joined has added a new instructor. He is four years old and will be responsible for teaching us how to properly do #pullups.

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Had my six-month check up with the neurologist today. Very positive. She is pleased with how things are progressing. I was diagnosed with #Parkinsons in 2013 and began seeing her in 2018. We have agreed to reduce the CL intake from 7 to 6 pills a day. #Warrior!

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Hard to believe that today marks the 46th anniversary of my first #GratefulDead concert at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. #WALSTIB