Bf dropped his head for a full 30 seconds of silence bc he was explaining the stock market crash to me and I sagely supplied “it’s because mercury went into retrograde yesterday”
If y'all didn't know, Flava Flav is sponsoring the USA Women's Water Polo team after he learned that team members were working multiple jobs just to continue training and competing despite the women's water polo team winning 3 straight (going for four) Olympic gold medals.
The Euro is like watching a really talented and fun hip hop dance competition. Fast paced and high skilled.
The Copa is like watching a knife fight outside the club at 3am. Not as artful, but they do know how to handle the knife. Not like you’re turning away, either.
Let me clear the air. I'm always down to go to the zoo with you. I will cancel plans just to go to the aquarium. The siren song of 6ft natural history museum haunts me. I'm thinking about botanical gardens as we speak.
doctor has me doing no gluten no dairy and I already don’t do drugs or drink alcohol or eat meat so I guess I just chew on my crocs and drink Gatorade,