Your Dad's Best Friend!

HERE I COME
This is actually a lewd account, crazy right?

Minors DNI and such!

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

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[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

𝙄'𝙢 𝙎𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙏𝙤 𝙆𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝘼 𝙇𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙄𝙣 𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜~

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

"When it comes to a darkner's body, one's belief can lead to things changing."

Just while talking, he groped the goat once again.

[𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙀𝙄 @PACIFISTDARKNER]

* The Prince wobbled like a bowl of jelly upon the Flower’s touch .

* “ . . . it is embarrassing to say that I didn’t know I had . . . 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 back there . “

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

🌻: I bet I'll get sniped soon
SO TILL THEN LETS GET WICKED

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

"Empty threats mean nothing to me. Especially from a plant killer...
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And a cutscene merchant."

[December @LOSTHOLIDAYSS]

Oh ho , that ‘ s rich .

I ‘ m coming to eat you , too .
Let’s die together I do not care .

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

And don't you have a sensitive little flower to lie to?

[ＰＩＮＫ @totesaflower]

Dont you have a fat old man to be hopelessly flirting with?

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

🌻: ya think flowery had to watch them goats fuck or nah?

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

🌻: for the sake of humor and me being lazy
MY flowery is allowed to he vulgar under TWO conditions
thoughts.
and if I write that the little uhhh sparkles around him are black rather than yellow

(inspired by this fuckin guy and the trope as a whole.)

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

"Don't forget to give me a high five on the way out!"

[𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙀𝙄 @PACIFISTDARKNER]

* carefully , he strolled past Flowery .

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

If I get Kris to dip your figurine in body oil will you be oiled up in this world?

[ＰＩＮＫ @totesaflower]

I will put dish soap in your soil

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

"Walk past me, princess."

[𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙀𝙄 @PACIFISTDARKNER]

* EYO ?

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

🌻: if you make a pink you gotta deal with ME

[— 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐇 . @sssethh_]

https://t.co/xCAmiTYHAs

i like having dichotomies. who doesn't like dichotomies??

so i grant ye the choice..

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

"I won't forgive a fraud like you...."

[December @LOSTHOLIDAYSS]

Sorry I smoked your cousin , big guy .
I will smoke her again .

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

Sniff...

"COUSIN JANE!?!?!?!?"

[December @LOSTHOLIDAYSS]

Blowing smoke In your face because it ‘ s funny .

[𝑴𝑼𝑨 𝑵𝒀𝑨 𝑵𝒀𝑨 !! @PINKPUSSYFLOWER]

𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 - 𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙲𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚎

sʜᴇ ɪs sᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ !
sʜᴇ ɪs sᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ !
sʜᴇ ɪs sᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ !

𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢

𝗡/𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

@EdgeOfGenocide Not a ten out of ten?
Humans are a tough crowd...

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

Notice how he looks good in a kimono?

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

💭: (Leaving Seth and Aqua for dead after hearing Pink is taking a dip in the spring...)

[rose played deltarune • 💐 • CEO OF KALOS @colllrose]

#deltarune #flowery

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

I find it oddly plain for your cold personality!
I was expecting a bit more blue, maybe something a bit more....royal looking?

(He's trying to be careful with his words here. Even with infinite stats there's just an air around her, he can't ignore.)

[ℂ. @GLACIERKNIFE]

I certainly haven't worn something like this in QUITE a while . . .

Why. You think it's unfitting? Unbecoming?

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

LET ME GIVE YOU A LIL HUG, RALY!!!

[𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐈𝐧 𝔻𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝔻𝐚𝐫𝐤 ... @ProphetsPrince]

BACK, YOU FIEND

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

Adding Raly to this list.

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

💭: (Pointing out Pink isn't a flower like i won't do this when she....they? It's.....??? walking away.)

[Your Dad's Best Friend! @GOLDENDRXAMS]

🌻: if there was a role-playing app that let's you put a sound for your replies y'all would be FUCKED