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As seen on Google Maps puttin out the dogs in SW Calgary. WHATUP YYC IM A CELEB. Follow me but probs wont followback #teamfollowback

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What a beautiful day boys

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Hey what's up YYC??!

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@NHLFlames Representing the #CofRed at a Flames Vs. Nucks Game!!! #CGYNSH

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Women at the pub asked me what sides I wanted with my sanwich and I says "fries and fries"

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My ringlettes are freakin outta contrul

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I apuligize boys frum the buttom of my heart for not tweetin lots

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The dogs dunt put out themselfs #GOOGLEMAPSDAVE #puttinoutthedogs

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dogbreath

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I will give you a hint: dogs

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You will never gess what i had for dinner

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HEY wanna smell ma breath ?

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I only play sports casue slurpees after the game

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You boys can see me in your phones if you want to just look me up in google maps on your phone or ipods #GOOGLEMAPSMOBILELEGEND

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How do chinese peeple see if they dunt wear glasses dont make n e sense jack

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boys will be boys

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Weird how the word PEE is in slurPEE. Make ya wonder boys

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Only size slurpee I know is XL slurpee #xL #gobigorgohome JACK

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Sorry boys bin' busy puttin out the dogs tbh #thelegendisback #GOOGLEMAPSLEGEND