GOP Science Committe

The GOP Science Committee, advising Congressional Republicans on matters of science and public policy since 1398.

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BREAKING NEWS: No word yet on #TedCruz birth certificate, but he has produced his original umbilical cord & placenta

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First #DavidBowie, now #AlanRickman? Not a cool way to drop the mic, OBAMA.

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Michelle sure is quiet during this whole speech thing. What happened to equality for women, Mr. President?

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How long until the State of the Union is given in emojis? We're bored.

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"I will close the detainment center at Guantanamo."
Proof that Obama is working to free terrorists.

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"When you come after Americans, we come after you."
Then why are there still atheists?

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@t0mmybahami As they are wont to do. Go to your local priest and get checked for homosexuality, it can be contagious.

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@t0mmybahami God had not yet spoken to you.

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"The planet we'll preserve..."
Sure sounds like Obama is supporting ISIS.
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If you want clean energy, just put a copy of Atlas Shrugged in your exhaust pipe. It works great.

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"Let's make America the country that cures cancer."
Proof that Obama wants to take away jobs from hard working doctors. shame.
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"Food stamp recipients did not cause the financial crisis."
Maybe, but our research indicates that they did cause ISIS.

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We might be reading between the lines here, but it sure sounds like Obama's threatening to outlaw Christianity.

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More proof that we should all be terrified of Joe Biden.

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When will Obama talk about the rampant persecution of Christians in his "new economy?"

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Our economy may be growing, but our numbers indicate that this trend is mostly from US exports of abortions.

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"Our auto industry just had its best year ever" because everyone's running away from the Muslims.

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Our sources report that Mitch McConnell has already fainted from the shock of Obama mentioning the gays.

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Obama says change will accelerate, but he's not taking into account our firmly dug-in American heels.

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If you get a chill every time you hear Obama say "my fellow Americans," don't worry. It's just God reminding you to be very afraid. #SOTU

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Bipartisanship is a sin. This country was founded on Heteropartisan principles.

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