> wait for the monkeys’ index puts to expire
> now get the Signal Group to buy Puts
> then tell the monkeys we’ll send boots on the ground
> let market crash
> sell puts, buy calls just before close
> now tell monkeys we’ll “wind down campaign”
this is insane
a coffee shop is using AI to monitor every employee and customer in real time
> how many cups each barista has made
> how long every customer has been waiting
> who's working fast and who's falling behind
walmart already does this across all their stores.
it's only a matter of time before every small business has access to this kind of tech.
I love this exercise by @Citrini7 . Here’s my addition:
The year is 2028.
The Golden Age of Grift is over and the prisons are overflowing with grifters.
Scam Altman is in hiding.
Microsoft bought OpenAi for $1.
President AOC nationalized Claude and introduced an “AI tax” on Big Tech.
You are all still here arguing on Twitter, except the person you are arguing against is a bot 🥹
"European countries are sending their troops to Greenland for training amid Trump's threats.
Germany sent 15 soldiers, France - 13, and the UK - one officer."
This reads like a joke. What did Italy send? Pizzas???
Καθηγήτρια Παθολογίας, Λοιμωξιολογίας και μέλος της Επιτροπής Εμπειρογνώμων του υπουργείου Υγείας του Κικίλια: Φυσικά και συνεχίζω να κοινωνώ. #κυβερνηση
Και μετά σας φταίνε οι ψεκασμένοι τραγουδιστές Πετράκοι ηλίθιοι κυβερνητικοί εγκληματίες.