Grant Pinkerton

Forbes 30 Under 30 | Michelin Bib | ‘18 Best Young Chef In America | 3x World Champion | Owner of @pinkertonsbbq | Outdoorsman | Texas Longhorn Alum

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

Wow, what an honor to be included on @Forbes #30Under30 list. I just can't believe what a wild ride it has been, thank you to everyone who has supported me and made this possible. Only 2 Houstonians made the list... What's up @JoseAltuve27 how about some BBQ soon?

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

It’s not my place to say. You’re a donor, and if you want to know, I’m sure you can pick up the phone and ask.

Not everything needs to be made public, and not every situation needs to turn into a public smearing of someone’s reputation.

And I’ll say it again: It was not a donor’s kid.

[FB_Helmet_Guy @FB_Helmet_Guy]

Having 4pm NFL games ending in the dark now (East Coast viewers) and then hearing the ticking of the "60 Minutes" stopwatch makes me feel that I have Algebra and American History homework to do tonight, even though I'm in my 50s now.

[Landry Locker @LandryLocker]

Sark is probably the worst short-yardage play-caller in the country.

RedZone Ranks:
2023: 101st
2024: 90th
2025: 109th

Going for it on short-yardage is doing the other team a favor. Doing it up 14 w/good defensive performance and ST TD is stubborn and dumb.

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

@JohnnyDollarz Awesome man- thank you for sharing that!!!

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

None. No beans.

[Jim Crews @WestHardinFan1]

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[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew.

-Swish

[Kevin's BBQ Joints @KevinsBBQJoints]

Whole Hog Saturday at @PinkertonsBBQ Upper Kirby. Belly, jowl, and shoulder. @GPinks
3801 Farnham St, Houston, TX 77098

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Waffle House just owned the Weather Channel.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Check this out: Mike Ditka in a game against the Steelers in 1963. This is honestly one of the best plays by a tight end in NFL history that very few people have ever seen. RIP Iron Mike.

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

“And Collin Simmons has just sacked John Mateer for the 4th time setting the all time Cotton Bowl record”

@ColinSimmons__ after the sack

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

@BigPotato26 My dogs just love being clean. They have both been kicked out of the bedroom

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

Absolutely not true in my house. Are my dogs the only ones that decide to lick their paws LOUDLY in the middle of the night?

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. https://t.co/fCVVc4vwE8

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

I think I counted two, maybe three turndowns.

A couple of bad misses where he’s inaccurate.

But no QB is surviving that situation on Saturday IMO.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

University of Texas players after sacking the quarterback

[Nosebleed Baseball @Baseball_NBS]

“You suck”

Christian Walker: Hold my beer

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

@DadsSeasonings @PegLegPorker We remove but I bet most of Texas Monthly Top 50 do not

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

@50ElevenTimes Absolutely. Hammer that

[jack @jack_bfr]

Wife: “There’s no way you’re just going to sit there and watch football for the next 10 hours”

Me:

[Buckeye Blitz @BuckeyeBlitzz]

Trip to Austin didn’t have the outcome I had hoped for, but man the place was awesome.

A huge shoutout to Texas’ fanbase who made us feel welcome, wished us safe travels home, and thanked us for coming out.

If the Buckeyes ever play in DKR again, I’ll be there!