😂 The odds of landing in a fight with a kangaroo right after parachuting to the ground are pretty low…
But if you're in Australia, apparently they're never zero.
Just live day by day. It's like driving at night. You only need to see as far as your headlights reach. You don't have to spot your final destination from the start. Keep going with what's lit in front of you, and the rest will come as you move. You're seriously underestimating the universe's ability to surprise you and turn things in your favor. But that only happens if you stop overwhelming yourself by trying to figure out your entire life all at once.
This is vile, but because it’s targeted at Muslims, the Met Police don’t care.
Imagine if a pro-Palestine march had someone on stage mocking Orthodox Jewish women.
Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.
The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.
Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!