- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★*

〝 I have no idea what you're on about, just give me my fish back so I can smack him with it— .ᐟ 〞

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

──﹕GRANDPA DEFOOKE .ᐟ ★*

〝My wife bounced when she fell and I'm pretty sure she ended up in france.〞

an original muse inspired
by several comedic sources.
21+ mun, non-selective.
♡﹠↺͏͏ .

*ೃ༄ 𝔟𝔶 #𝟐𝟏𝖘𝖙𓇻𝖘𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 ༊*·˚ https://

[chambers . rebecca . @ingeniummedicus]

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[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

+ seems to have lost, and wife, but the focus (in terms of his mumbles) is not.

Turning back towards her, Grandpa Defooke gave a light smile, raising his hand and pats his palm once to her forehead before putting his hand down. The Phatlandish greeting.
“Nice to meet you, Mel.”

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

She'll remember, but he very well might not. At least, not consistently. “Wyan Defooke. Or just grandpa, that's what everyone calls me anyway. And 'old man' but no need to point it out.”

Bit of a rambler, he is, mumbling directly after, but solely in regards to this 'will' he +

[𝑴𝐄𝐋𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑬-𝑴𝐄𝐋 @superbiatech]

luckily for him, she's not quite as blunt as that, her manners were well ingrained in her. she knows a lot better, of course.

" oh.ᐟ right, yes. my name is melanie. and— you are? " she'll never forget when he answers. she has a very near absolute memory.

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

+ That and some other things but that's a story for another time.

Unprompted, he turned to her once more. “If not, I'm using you as a shield. Now!” he clasps his hands, only for a moment, then squints. “Wait, who are you, gran-child?”

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

“Yeaah.” The old man grumbled, not harshly, but more so in agreement with a thrust of hand in dismissal. “She might have the will stuck to 'er.”

She wouldn't be the first person to think 'senile' — the amount of times he's been asked if he's taken his meds is off the roof. +

[𝑴𝐄𝐋𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑬-𝑴𝐄𝐋 @superbiatech]

" 𝒐h— i see ... " hardly the first rambling old man she's come across, and she's already gathered, perhaps a little senile too. that's fine, she can handle that.

hopefully. " well, let's start on looking for your wife, maybe? "

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

“If anyone sees what appears to be a hot air balloon bouncing towards Europe, do tell me.”

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

“How much?”

[𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙍— @OfLocalGod]

What if I paid someone to give me a hug?

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

For a moment of silence Grandpa Defooke holds the magnifying glass still, only to chuck it over his shoulder. He'll probably forget he even did it within ten minutes, in truth.

“My will to live, is one. And my wife.” He hums, looking around just a bit. “Both flew off.”

[𝑴𝐄𝐋𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑬-𝑴𝐄𝐋 @superbiatech]

" oh, hello.ᐟ " she simply smiled, and perked up just a little bit. glancing at him once, then twice. wondering where specifically he'd come from. give it time, they'll certainly get there.

" did you need something—? "

[𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 @G0DOFSLAUGHTER]

𝙰𝚁𝙴𝚂

“ℬ𝑒𝒽𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝑜𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝒲𝒶𝓇!”

#mythosrp
| 𝟤𝟣+ | (𝖭)𝖲𝖥𝖶 | 𝖡𝗂 |

#𝙎𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙨

♡ + ↺

[𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙍— @OfLocalGod]

𝙾𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚛

“𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎, 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒.”

Stranger Things 𝖮𝖢
| 𝟤𝟣+ | (𝖭)𝖲𝖥𝖶 | 𝖡𝗂 | #𝙎𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙨 https://

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

+ stands straighter than his back and a POP, angling a magnifying glass he had for god-only-knows-why, and looks at her through it and leans.

Cartoonishly, his eye goes left, right— dead-center on them.

“Hello.”

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

Oh dear, he's found himself elsewhere again. Where? He hasn't the slightest clue, but with his head lowered and arms behind his back, eyes squinted and lips pursed like a hunched detective in thought, he ambles almost past @superbiatech.

Stopping, the 179 year old man +

[𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 . 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝒀𝑳𝑬𝑹 . @ardentirosa]

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ✨🌹🐺✨ .
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[𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯. @aladilacerata]

ㅤㅤ⠀ ⠀

⠀ 𝒀𝑬𝑺, https://t.co/xCIN5f9r4L
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ㅤㅤ* .ㅤ🪶🔮 .

[ً @AMICUSM0RTIS]

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𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫𝑺.
𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑺, 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑰𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹
𝑷𝑬𝑶𝑷𝑳𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑳𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑰𝑹
⠀ 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫. 𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑳 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑵. . .

𝑰 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑰𝑻 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑰 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬.
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ㅤ⠀ ⠀ ⠀* .ㅤ🫀🧶 .

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

“No ones anniversary is as eventful as mine was in 1972, when my wife got mad at me while we were stranded in the desert so she ate a cactus and farted the spikes at me til I apologized.”

[- ̗̀ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲 .ᐟ ★* @GRANDPADEFOOKE]

Wandering around the timeline, arms behind himself and hands clasped.