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[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

I don’t wish walking ur dog at 7am in the absolute pouring rain trying to make him do his business ON ANYONE☠️☠️☠️

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

@Bgray4days Welcome to the dark side

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

@hopper your customer service is terrible. You changed my flight, added a layover, and now it’s impossible to get in touch with anyone to change it. I certainly won’t be using Hopper in the future.

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

Unpopular opinion: i hate the Starbucks app. Why can’t i just link my credit card and have the amount directly pulled? Why do i have to keep “reloading”?? I won’t stop going to Starbucks but i might stop using the app fr

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

No one prepares you for how difficult it is to transport flowers in a car by yourself!!!

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

My neck snapped causing my head to hit the glass window so hard when I fell asleep on the bus home today that I actually might be concussed. Ya girl is T-I-R-E-D

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

4Loko really looked at all these hard seltzer brands and their 5% alcohol content and said “let daddy show you how it’s done”

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

@Bgray4days

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

me: [takes out my weed pen]

therapist: no

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

Bruh ew

[WTVR CBS 6 Richmond @CBS6]

It’s made of a tropical creme Frappuccino base with dashes of red beets, turmeric and spirulina to give red, yellow and blue hues. Whipped cream and a final dusting of colored powder make it even more vibrant. https://t.co/AcgRrLJ4XX via @cbs6

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

Haven’t been to a single one of my kickball games this season. Might fuck around and show up at the championship this week tho

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

I have this horrible habit where I snack hardcore after eating a full meal and end up feeling SO SICK every single night before bed

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

The Hills New Beginnings BANGS and Audrina Patridge is the most beautiful person on this planet

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

I’m off for the next four days with zero obligations and that’s the tea

[hail @hurricanebeans]

Me on Tinder: I am only swiping right on 1 out of every 50 people because my taste is immaculate and refined

Me when I see a guy with neck tattoos checking in for his flight with Spirit Air: I’d do it

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

@Bgray4days No pup. It’s not.

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

It completely baffles me that people still smoke cigarettes. Do you live under a rock? Do you care even the smallest bit about your lungs? Alright I’m done thanks for tuning into my ted talk.

[greenbeetle @Bgray4days]

2 months ago i thought i wouldnt be able to talk to my father today. Im grateful that i can talk to him again

[Banner Gray @GRAYbans]

😭😭😭😭 my heart

[EhLehNuh guRluh @elenaracri]

Literally me and banner aka MARGE 😩😭

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Hey girl! I know this may sound crazy but how‘d u like to become a member of a company where u get to work from home, make YOUR OWN hours & make a 6 figure income, all while humiliating your loved ones & annoying the living shit out of every person who follows u on social media?