hail

if you raise the price of the effing hotdog i will kill you

[hail @hurricanebeans]

im buying floor seats for the knicks and bringing a bag of 100 hermit crabs and releasing them onto the court

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@idkcloudy just seeing this now

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@amirijorts omg miss you king!!! thank you 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[hail @hurricanebeans]

he let me hit because of my delco accent

[hail @hurricanebeans]

bitches love my jshwah de vee

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when i die bury me inside the uniqlo

[hail @hurricanebeans]

turning my brightness down to listen to morgan wallen on the train

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my KPIs are up here

[hail @hurricanebeans]

dming the depop seller “i know you got this at goodwill i can smell it”

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so called free thinkers when there’s free lotion outside of the aesop storefront

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citibiking comfort level gap relationship

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@idkcloudy 5 drinks deep at the function hitting everyone with the michael barbaro stare

[hail @hurricanebeans]

boy you guys would hate the movie Secretary

[amna 🪐 @talkabtducks]

women face horrific domestic abuse and degradation at the hands of men every single day worldwide, but she wants to profit off of imagery of herself being degraded, comparing herself to a dog. pandering to men will never be feminist, i don’t care if the lyrics say “fuck men”

[hail @hurricanebeans]

when i’m laying in bed after a shower and my fan is pointed at me that’s Big Hairdryer

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@_ribread oh my god

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yeah i can pass the bechdel test. when i’m talking about SHOPPING!!!!!!

[hail @hurricanebeans]

variety coffee shop barista loves to start playing the scary cocteau twins songs when she can sense my clammy hands raised heartrate and general uneasiness

[hail @hurricanebeans]

lemony garlic miso gochujang brown butter pasta flavored vape

[hail @hurricanebeans]

skims bra and gatorade are performance enhancing drugs to me

[hail @hurricanebeans]

@ch1cken_t3nder thought you said dmb as in dave matthews band

[hail @hurricanebeans]

holding out candy in my palm to my friend in the movie theater feels like giving a horse a sugar cube