✦ COSMO ✦

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️𝐀𝐚𝐚𝐡! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠, ️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭!

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Honey I think we lost this one—
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
YOU GOT IT TIMMY…s

(POOF. Spawning them inside a large volcano with lava proof suits and surfboards.)
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Oh god Chloe where could he be???? I don’t wanna lose my favorite pink hatted godchild!!

(Already getting emotional, wrapping his arms around his other godchild as he weeped.)
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Well maybe he’s just in his Crimson Chin comics hanging around and pretending to be a superhero!!

(Looking through the stacks of comic books as he flips through pages and pages, finding absolutely nothing.)

…hehehe…that’s weird…he’s not here…
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Hmm…you know what? There has been this rather ‘pink hatted beaver kid’ shaped hole inside that’s been needing to be filled, but what could it be…

(Give him a moment to process, head in his head slowly turning…)

…eh, let’s just as Timmy…hey where is he—
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Sure Chloe, you know how reliable I am, now how can I help, need someone to teach you how to play dead too?

(Already using his magic to place her inside an open casket…where’s Wanda when you need her—)
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
(But all that could be seen was a helpless goldfish…with a crow…laying on its back with a dead lifeless look in its eyes!!!)

Oh. Hey Chloe!! I was practicing playing dead like all pet goldfish do!! Pretty good right?

(And of course…he’s okay…)
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Alright hen let me know how your trip was when you come back 😄 !!

(Poofs her away no miss.)
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
…depends…is it working?
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
You know, I hear Chocolate City is great around this time of year~
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Okay you obviously need your rest.

Tag me in.
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

😄

[❛ ── 𝓦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚. ೄ @nagbalm]

⠀
🤨

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
(Looks at the two Wandas, puts on a pair of shades.)

𝑶𝒉 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉~

(When did his voice get deep—)
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
…oh. Yeah. Right. Magic. Forgot.

So where did you get this do— wait, YOU DIDNT STEAL IT DID YOU? YOUNG LADY I AM—

Oh wait. Why would you, you have fairies, forgot again.

(Oh boy.)
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Oh my god…SOMEONE TURNED CHLOE IN TO A DOG OH THE HORROR.
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

https://t.co/Sbb92Id097

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Sorry Timmy.

Can’t wish for another Hero’s magical artifact.
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Thank you Chloe 🙏
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[✦ COSMO ✦ @GREENG0DFATHER]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ
Not to self.

Make sure your god children aren’t listening in on you and your wife’s ’private time’

Good thing Poof wasn’t here to hear any of this.
ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ