GREENgarrus

Green Garrus.

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

It’s okay…

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@abstractdolls I always check to see what their opinions on GREEN Garrus are…

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@TANUKI69696969 Each like I receive is an inch of hair gone from his head

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

IN 7 DAYS BLOND GARRUS WILL START LOSING HIS HAIR
Like to affirm YES 💰 💵

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@blondgarrus More like>

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

*oughhg purttt* uh what was that? I can’t hear you over my big fat farting belly *slaps belly* *dourttt*

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@blondgarrus What the FUCK did you do to me?

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

You can tell Blond Garrus genuinely believes he deserves to live

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

Top 10 moments when gimmick accounts WEREN’T joking….

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@blondgarrus AARRRGGHHHH I DAMN YOU I DAMN YOU!!! CURSES CURSES YOU WILL START LOSING YOUR HAIR IN 7 DAYS

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@blondgarrus

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@blondgarrus What is you talm bout

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@LTShadowBroker And now so will you be

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

This is unprecedented. I, Garrus Vakarian, am Shepard’s closest ally and the commander has never been weird about my racial identity (Green)

[sceebe dee FIRST TIME DRAGON AGER @sceebedee]

shepard and their confusion with the color green

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@Javik_myCycle @DeltaDawnreal Speak for yourself insect. I am a progressive member of galactic society. Do you even care to think about the geopolitical and economic state of the world right now?

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

I used to fear the green mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.

[GREENgarrus @GREENgarrus]

@blondgarrus I SURRENDER ! I SURRENDER !

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@blondgarrus NO. OO NO NO I’M SORRY YOU’RE RIGHT YOUR BLOND LOCKS ARE 100% NATURAL AND BEAUTIFUL PLEASE JUST LET LEAVE THE LITTLE GUY ALONE