G.S. Denning

Author of Warlock Holmes, scifi dark comedy mashup. Comedian. Speaker. Geek. Has The Best Kids and The Best Wife @warlockmomma

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Disgusting!

Next time please photoshop in a little red nose and six oversized shoes on that unfortunate insect and label it Monty Spider's Fly Circus.

That'll fix everything. Even Covid.

[Miranda Jewess @mirandajewess]

Have become mildly obsessed with Monty the Spider, an absolute unit who has taken up residence outside our front door. Here he is having breakfast.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

My wife just pointed out: this is my Bookiversary.

5 years ago today, Warlock Holmes became a thing.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Glad you enjoyed it. Wait until you get to the cliffhanger in book 5...

Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Oh, it's coming... um... boy. Though it's possible we'll see some weirdness like SPACE HORSE FORCE first.

You know: for kids.

And the childish.

[Sarah Parkhurst (she/her) @skhparkhurst]

@GS_Denning girl.... girl.... when will there be a sixth?!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Ha! You caught me. I'm just an OG Wolverine fan, sneakin' him into my stories wherever I can. I even got my illustrator on board.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@iwantthatcoat @Rob_Nunn @vulgarweed The first time I read Study in Scarlet was on a Kindle. When I turned the page and found myself in a story set in America with no familiar characters, I legitimately thought I'd got a garbled e-copy.

But... nope.

That's just how ACD do.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@RandoriF Happy to be of service. I once had a lady rage-quit my whole series after she read that.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Ok, the series of likes and retweets on my old Covfefe post had not gone unnoticed. You guys are gonna make me name a demon that, huh? https://t.co/B8ow4jXyLQ

[warlock_holmes @warlockmomma]

For 500 retweets and likes, author @gs_denning will name a demon #Covfefe in his 3rd #WarlockHolmes book. #scifi #geek #trump

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Oh God... He's not lying.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@akshunhiro Glad you like Mrs. Hudson. She and Best Horse are my secret favorites.

And hey, regarding that Moffat worship: don't forget, he did BBC Sherlock, too. The dude can hit!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Oh, I didn't. What I did have was an editor who was basically Mean Mary Poppins to rap my knuckles when I stepped out of line.

(But Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Terry Pratchet and Douglas Adams got me most of the way.)

[Bianca Esteban @akshunhiro]

@GS_Denning It is I, you’re superfan again! I just downloaded the fifth book and am rereading the rest again. Oh I have so many questions for you! First off...how does an American have such perfect knowledge of Britain?

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@betheymoth The middle part of a battery got out and pretended it was a gunfighter.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@PoinkCast Why thank you, M.O.O.

(Am I the only one who hopes that stands for Ministry of Offense? Not so much in a military sense, but... you know... just offending people.)

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@samroebuck Awww, look at my awesome agent giving me presents for his birthday.

I... um... I feel like he's kinda human-ing better than I do.

Happy birthday, you wonderful man!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Sorry for spamming everybody with RayBan ads. I was hacked.

Now it is fixed and I will go back to spamming you all with Warlock Holmes ads.

Hey, you know who would look right sexy in a fresh pair of RayBans? Hot Doc John Watson! Rowl-rowl!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@mirandajewess Metal!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@mirandajewess CNN now predicting that hope, happiness and snuggly blankets will all crumble to dust and blow away unless Miranda Jewess keeps her eyes all the way open.

Do you hear us Miranda? Do you hear CNN?

ALL THE WAY!

DO NOT F$%@ING BLINK!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@EspineuxAlpha Oooooooh, I know authors know better. You just threw in that apostrophe to twist the knife.

I mean...

Not that we don't deserve it...

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@thought_stained Do you know what does it?

Deadlines.

That day where it just goes out to the world whether it's ready or not. You learn to do your best to hammer it into shape in the time you've got.

That said, there's this cold dread that your grandkids will be judging you based on it.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Whoo-hoo! Proud of my bro!

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@ReneeLascala Oh, and you can just say "sweaty". We won't think less of you.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

Ooooooh. I'd sign off on that.

Want to hear my really weird piece of dreamcasting?

For Mrs. Hudson... Kelly LeBrock.

We'd have to age her up a bit, but I think she'd be worth it. People remember her for her looks, but she's funny as hell.

[G.S. Denning @GS_Denning]

@ReneeLascala Gonna seem like I'm lying but since my last tweet I've listened to Black #1, Christian Woman, and was just on Du Hast live in Paris when I alt-tabbed over and read this.

Got Ramlied from Madison Square Gardens on now.

Clearly, we share a brain.