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This is the big, bad world full of mean people, where nasty things happen. -Mike Talman

[G @GTTemplin]

List of reasons to follow me:
1. My lists are really short

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

Elon Musk has been retweeting prominent race scientist adherents on his platform X, spreading misinformation about racial minorities’ intelligence and physiology to his audience of 176.3 million followers. https://t.co/FIeJ3NAYJA

[G @GTTemplin]

@AliceRHamilton It's every fourth post.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

sure, it’s annoying that “choo” autocorrects to “chop.” but it’s much more meaningfully upsetting that this means “choo choo” corrects to “chop chop.” this snide, frantic imperative is irreconcilable with the calm, joyful competence of Trains

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

My kidnapper has been explaining the benefits of mouth taping so not all bad

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Bonus panel here: https://t.co/ZGX7RVqcvm

#smbc #hiveworks #comics

[I Have A Msg For You & You’re Not Gonna Like It @TheDougFiles]

Ving Rhames voice: Ethan, you have to remember to cancel your free trial before it renews

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Mittening
https://t.co/v2j1Bcl7n2 (click for full comic)
#smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #mitteningcephalopods

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Black Holes vs Regular Holes https://t.co/nZLmjnNU76

[Marjolein Robertson @MarjoleinR]

How to with William: eating spaget

omg there are some bonus NEW FRIENDS too

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Only way I’m seeing The Marvels in theaters is if there’s a scene where Samuel L Jackson loses track of them and says “I’VE LOST MY MARVELS!”

[G @GTTemplin]

@MNateShyamalan I can't get used to it and still call it Sawtwitter.

[G @GTTemplin]

@brollyanna What should it be? 🚽?

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

square cookie mouth hole

[donni saphire @donni]

I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. The underneath side. Under a bunch of tracks. That sucked

[donni saphire @donni]

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

What to Do https://t.co/s8Q4tmpVcX

[Toby2X4(comms open) @toby2by4]

@JarJarFan69 There's always some new kinda guy.

[Dean Burnett (@drdeanburnett everywhere) @drdeanburnett]

You all laugh, but Musk has repeatedly shown that he's able to increase membership and traffic for a social media site ten-fold

Granted, it's not a site he actually owns, but still

#Mastodon

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

You know who REALLY hates my borat impression?