Gary Tarhd

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[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

If jacking off was an art, then what I just did would have been called an art

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

I don’t know why but I think jacking off is going to feel extra good tonight

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

@KylerDKrogh @Sam__Hazen @GoingGreenGomez

That cucumber got me droolin 😍

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

I just jacked a cucumber up my ass, yikes!

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

I’ll never stop checking out hot fucking chick. Holy shit I want to bend over hot chicks and fuck them, right there on the spot!

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

@EricShunnSports Shut the fuck up you fucking freak show!!! There’s a reason I beat you to piss in high school, cus you’re a total dork!!!

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Chick or dude idgaf im gettin my nut 🤣😭

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Fingering a chick >>> banging a chick

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

If you a chick and I have not rammed you, you need to take a good look in the mirror

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Me + another dude = me having a boner

🤤

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Hog cranking with the imagination and nothing else is such a lost art

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Omg it is so sad what is going on in the Middle East!!

Who would have known those half brained inbred dumb fucks would launch missiles at each other CONSTANTLY

I think the best recourse would be to get involved ourselves!

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

The people I hang with have no idea I’m secretly a piece of fucking shit 😂

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

It’s not gay if you’re wearing a condom

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Did my parents know how my life was gonna be when they conceived me?

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Why is there not a sport called poop ball

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Remember in high school when life wasn’t total fuckin bullshit?

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

I FUCKING HATE YOU

[Gary Tarhd @GTarhd]

Someone call the pest control, the rest of the world is infested with disgusting FOREIGNERS!!! Utterly disgusting, goat-fucking, FILTH!!!!! 🤮

YUCK