Sam Hazen

All gas. No brakes. PhD

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I once caught a turtle when I was 12 and put it in a 5 gallon pale and when I came back to feed it, it was tipped over. My mom let it loose

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I did shit my pants this afternoon. Just gonna get ahead of the rumors

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What up @BFW

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@GTarhd Gary! Get a handle on things!

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@BFW 🤝

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

TOP-FIVE TAKEDOWN IN T-TOWN

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@Jspice828 ate 10 hotdogs at Dega this afternoon. Impressive

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Kyle Busch is a douchebag

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(There Tennessee fans I’ll do it again)

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ROLL TIDE (im farting on college kids sitting behind me on accident)

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Thanks for the heads up mom!

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I’m gonna start drinkin

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I just drafted an ESPN Fantasy Football team via @ESPN Fantasy - via @ESPN Fantasy https://t.co/jVB3QtbpE7

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Fireworks still rock a week later

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@adraycatman @Tjholt013 @KylerDKrogh I actually was just moving couches, so I’m primed

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

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@bibi61565_r Thx for the follow big tits

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Ashley, Amy’s cousin, squirts like crazy