jim

i invented the telescope and being kind to old people

[jim @GYMSEE]

@BNastanovich As long we hear the play by play of this on 3songspod⚡️🤝❤️

[jim @GYMSEE]

@lucyengelman @lolamachine Seeing this now. Thanks fer the shout out Lucy! Hope all is well with y’all!

[jim @GYMSEE]

@stefchura I wanted to play saxophone but ended up with trumpet. Turns out I was more interested in talking bout cartoons. 12th chair out!

[jim @GYMSEE]

Hey dad, do you really think we can win this go-cart race? What did I say about talking?

[jim @GYMSEE]

I’m getting a real nice case of scrolliosis

[jim @GYMSEE]

I only follow pranking couples with the sleekest kitchens

[jim @GYMSEE]

@selfishagenda Ah shit man! I’m sorry to hear this❤️😔

[Tom DesLongchamp @tomthinks]

I love you @GabbinGrandma and your show was AMAZING!!! I snuck this little phone video in the middle of it! VOD available here https://t.co/LzmF5ViAgT

[jim @GYMSEE]

Please have teeth? Check mate, my tinder queen.

[jim @GYMSEE]

@ScottAukerman I don’t like this anymore pa pa

[jim @GYMSEE]

I’ve seen the beetle and the manage bun

[jim @GYMSEE]

@stefchura Yep

[jim @GYMSEE]

@momwine_69 She’s better than that

[jim @GYMSEE]

@stefchura And chores!

[jim @GYMSEE]

Typos will be the drath of me

[jim @GYMSEE]

@jenpassesnotes ‘Bride wiiine’ sung by Lee Hazlewood

[jim @GYMSEE]

John Lennon documentary holy shit. Now someone write it #imagine #dreamer

[Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras @MusicalChaotic]

Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about

My brain at any given moment:

[jim @GYMSEE]

@fredthomasmusic New Sugar Snopes! Bloody cherrie mary or Slender gingerbread man or…

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

I’ve made great strides in dealing with my anger, but when I’m washing a dish and water sloshes out and soaks the bottom half of my T-shirt it’s still a struggle not to burn the whole house down.