Gabby Decker

too rad 2 be sad

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

Seriously though we are so insignificant & not even in a bad way

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

I like my jewelry silver & my tequila gold

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

I’m 29 years old and I still get reprimanded in public for climbing on things

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

I’m 21 years old and I still get reprimanded in public for climbing on things 💁🏼‍♀️

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

“My ear just quacked”

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@ellie_hinton Okay but what did you get pierced… 👀

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@InnerMatt

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

If you love me, you will not bash Taylor Swift in my presence the end

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@inkedkoda https://t.co/HS92K8oAiM

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

Yes and amen

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If people were really paid by how hard they work, restaurant workers would be millionaires and CEOs would be middle-class.

-A CEO who used to work in a restaurant

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@ellie_hinton Do it. Both.

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

Chartreuse is my fucking favorite shade of green

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I made this chartreuse ashtray and I like the word “chartreuse”.

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@emolizardqueen When I switched to aluminum free deo, I got a rash too - I figured out it was from the baking soda! So baking soda free may help that part for ya

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

I don’t have a selfie, but here are my drafts. Enjoy ~

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@ofmiceandlyssaa You can take them to the homeless shelter! Or the women’s crisis center

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

Do you want to see Matt with blue hair????
I want to see Matt with blue hair

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

All I want in 2021 is for everybody to brush their eyebrows

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@Paige_Overboard This is a TERRIBLE gradation, you could fit like three more shades between 1 & 2 😂

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

@cooolbridge Mine is going up on Monday girl, do it

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

“I saw on Twitter that Kanye acknowledged that he didn’t win president or whatever that was” - my dad 😂

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

He’s raising money for Emily, guys, make sure to catch this stream!!

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

Black olives. Out of the can. That’s the tweet 🤤

[Gabby Decker @G_Decker]

My cat won’t play with a laser pointer because he just watches my hand move the device around, as if he’s figured it all out and he’s bored. I’ve never been so disappointed ☹️