Grant Thomas (All my homies hate JetBlue)

Appalachian State University '17

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@JetBlue I’d rather ingest a literal mosaic than take that offer

Shards of glass > 6 hours in JFK

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@JetBlue I bet y’all cancel all flights for inclement weather when a single brown leaf hits the earth

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@JetBlue @craftmix Gonna need something stronger than that to fly with JetBlue

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@JetBlue My thesis at JetBlue University involved rerouting a red eye flight from JFK to Buffalo during sub zero temps (no rental cars left lmaooo). Professor offered me a regional VP position on the spot.

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@JetBlue @nyjets Honestly not even gonna argue with this tweet. You guys 100% are the New York Jets of airlines. Have a great day.

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@JetBlue If anyone I knew spent $49 for a one way JetBlue ticket, I’d consider that a cry for help and refer them to @betterhelp immediately

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@JetBlue Generous to call what you guys do “labor”. But sure, go off

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@JetBlue 3 Amsterdam posts in a row, huh?

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@JetBlue Van Gogh = Impressionism
JetBlue passengers = depression’ism

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@JetBlue @Iamsterdam Great question. If you’re flying JetBlue, I’d recommend a walking tour of JFK terminal 5 because there’s no chance you’ll actually make it to Amsterdam.

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@JetBlue @cheezit @QuakerChewy @chifleschips @stellar_snacks

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@JetBlue Not sure who’s a worse travel partner for a trip to Amsterdam, JetBlue or Lizzo…

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@JetBlue Did the lady in that graphic have to bike home because of a JetBlue flight cancelation?

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@JetBlue *Jetblue corporate strategy meeting*

“Alright guys, we’re gonna need a big push for Q3, what do need to improve on most?”

“…BOLDER👏🏻PLANE👏🏻 PATTERNS👏🏻”

Meanwhile..

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@JetBlue @flybladenow Did the FAA finally demote you guys to helicopters only after all of your logistical mishaps?

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@JetBlue That ethnically diverse group of young people sure look like they’re having a fun time. Would be a shame if their JetBlue flights caused them to miss that 3 day weekend..

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@JetBlue Probably the one that I paid for and not 5 hours worth of delays later

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@JetBlue Surprised you guys are capable of correctly counting to four

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@JetBlue Pretty solid crowd for a concert at an airport. Y’all must have cancelled a few more flights than usual to get that many people in attendance!

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@JetBlue My summer vibe when I fly JetBlue:

🎤👨🏻‍✈️ ➡️ 🚫✈️🚫 ➡️ 🔥💵🔥💵🔥