Garrett

My mama called to say she’s praying for me, and Jesus called but I wasn’t there.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Republican State Senator Justin Eichorn has been arrested for soliciting s*x from a minor.

He introduced a bill targeting "Trump Derangement Syndrome" hours before his arrest.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.

Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

They want out of being taxed because they’re old? Property tax is a part of owning property.

Perhaps they could just make their own coffee or not eat out for lunch? Am I doing this right?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Rep. Nancy Mace proposes no property tax for senior citizens.

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

Yeah, not a single part of this statement is true. Are people actually stupid enough to believe this?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Miller: The way most welfare works in most states and most places is we take your word for it. If you say your kids are hungry, you are going to get food stamps. We don't check if you even have kids. You will just start getting the checks.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

There were 11 assassination plots against Obama that never got close to him because his FBI director wasn't a cross-eyed blackout drunk flying his girlfriend around on the government jet to shitty country music concerts

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

I’d take an afternoon off to watch this live.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Thomas Massie says he plans to publicly read the names of Epstein clients before leaving Congress.

If he follows through, Washington is about to enter full panic mode.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

U.S. Secret Service is now hiring drone operators for surveillance and protective operations, per USAJOBS listing.

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

Self-declared alphas at that. Enough said. 🤭

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

These chuds couldn't rig up a fishing pole, set up a canvas tent, or change a dirt bike tire between them.

Yet they're Magas top alphas.

That's all you need to know about Maga. 😂

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

I really believe there’s a direct correlation between a well funded public education system and the standing of our country on the world stage or just in general. We’ve been failing for a while and it shows.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

My kid's school asked me to donate supplies.

Paper. Pencils. Hand sanitizer. Tissues.

I pay property taxes.
My state has a $4 billion surplus.
The federal education budget is $238 billion.

And the teacher is buying pencils out of her own paycheck.

And I'm sending in Ziploc bags.

We fund stadiums for billionaires with public money.

We fund schools with bake sales.

And then blame teachers when test scores drop.

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

I’m sure a lot of people are asked to do a cognitive test repeatedly. 🙄

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: I took the cognitive test and I aced it. They had tough questions. The first question was you have a bear, a snake, an elephant, and a horse. Name the horse. That's the horse. The doctor said, I've been doing this test for 20 years. I've never seen anybody ace it.

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

This would be great, but they’ll never let it happen.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Bernie Sanders introduces bill to stop billionaires from buying elections, capping Super PAC contributions at $5,000.

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

Solid logic. 😂

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: The Trump administration does not plan to seek approval from Congress for President Trump’s planned 250-foot arch, arguing that they do not need it because lawmakers a century ago authorized a somewhat similar project that was never built. https://t.co/z3EEINAckw

[Frankamin Benlin @human_xxoo]

Ronald Reagan was full of shit. His ideas were garbage. He destroyed the middle class. He stuck us with enormous debt and dismantled the Peoples government and replaced it with a crappy oligarch puppet party.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The EPA has moved to allow coal-fired power plants to dump heavy metals and other contaminants untreated in our stream and rivers.

The agency says rule they're rolling back, which protects our waterways from pollution, is too costly.

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

I'm not going to praise Massie. He was for a long time a royal pain in the ass. What I will l say for him is he does actually have a line he'll draw and most his colleagues don't. And that line is covering up a kiddie rape island.

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

Massie made three fatal errors:

1. Demanding the release of the Epstein files
2. Fighting to limit the national debt
3. Standing up against more forever wars

For that he has been thrown out of the Republican Party.

What a time to be alive.

[Garrett @G_Money_17]

Who in their right mind is defending this shit?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance complains that January 6th insurrectionists don't get "an ounce of sympathy" from the media

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Sen. Roger Marshall suggests Biden is responsible for high fertilizer costs and adds, "it's time to stop relying on the Trump administration who by the way, I think has done more for rural America than any administration has ever done"