Souradip Guha

A little nonsense makes sense.

[Souradip Guha @G_Souradip]

People will believe anything if you whisper to them.

[Souradip Guha @G_Souradip]

@Gaurav_7887 3X.

[Souradip Guha @G_Souradip]

@rohaninvestor IPO SCAN.

[Souradip Guha @G_Souradip]

@pardeep5889 Which one is it?

[Souradip Guha @G_Souradip]

@talok253 Name.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Ma’am, your gum to teeth ratio is way off.

[Cat Gee @CatGee1989]

Sex is great and all, but have you tried it with another person?

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

If you want someone to think about you all day, wave at people you don’t know.

[Surrenderpity @Surrenderpity_]

We dance to a tune being played, and shift on our toes to new ones being made.

[Souradip Guha @G_Souradip]

@RedHourBen He, his comedy and his genius will live forever.
May his soul rest in peace.

[Souradip Guha @G_Souradip]

@dvel86 A proud bristling shining pubic thicket is mother nature's billboard - it's mother nature's way of saying ready to fuck.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

The best thing about being an accountant is knowing the difference between a warning and a threat.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Protip: To get teens to help bring in groceries, always ask if they want anything before you leave. They’ll be waiting at the door when you return.

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

The truth is, you will fail and keep failing until one day you don’t.

Only then will you understand the importance of not giving up.

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

Everyone’s told they can be anything they want, but no one ever says be realistic.

A fish will never fly, regardless of its dreams.

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Ancient civilizations relied heavily on royal weddings to break the monotony of misery and entertain the common stupid man.

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Your
poetry
made
me
drool
and
triggered
a
seizure,
but
liquor
revived
me.

[Kellalena ™ @topaz_kell]

I always mean what I slur.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me the nap that I desire!"

- realistic Metallica