DevilryFun

The devil made me tweet it.

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

My panic room is just a storage closet with a minibar.

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Alexa place an order for a fresh start.

[Special K @SwirlySkittles]

Moments of the mind like songs in discord only soothed by hope.

[Special K @SwirlySkittles]

I'm so over it I can't even see it when I look back.

[whistlecricket @whistlecricket]

And the decades fly by
if you know what I mean?

[Evel @FeverFlave]

(breathing into a paper bag): you shall pick up your toys.....be nice to your sister.....listen to your mother.....pay attention in class.....

James Earl Jones: I never used a bag.....not once.....it does.....work well tho.....

[Evel @FeverFlave]

Does anyone know where the recruitment office is for the breakfast army?

[Evel @FeverFlave]

You look like you've milked some maples in your time.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

six word story: embrace your weird~ it’s fucking wonderful

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

Our bodies are like a car engine light, people ignore it until it's too late.

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

Sure sex is great, but have you ever slid your foot into a Birkenstock and felt that arch support.

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

At my age, you can spell Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen without googling it.

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

I work so much my house might as well be a PO Box.

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

Another upside to my Janties...no more need for those Brazilian waxings.

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

Hey...Do I have anything in my neck beard?

[efficacious 🌺 @hergoodness]

sometimes happiness comes in the form of a farewell~

[efficacious 🌺 @hergoodness]

~ever hear someone’s voice and imagine what it might be like to kiss them

[efficacious 🌺 @hergoodness]

I don’t mind getting older, I just don’t want to get old.

[forest creature 🌿☀️🏳️‍🌈 @wildforestbunny]

i have a real life support circle & professional help that i'm forever grateful for. i just come here to express myself. and that helps too.