JC Tarp

Author. Screenwriter. Editor. Bandito. I drink a lot.

[JC Tarp @jctwritesstuff]

*overhears someone talking about bbq*

Me:

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[erika @yeeeerika]

"you're hard to read" unfortunately we are experiencing a literacy crisis

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Zion @zionszzn]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

RIP to the King of our school dances, Rob Base.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

[Julz @T0xic__AF]

there’s a version of me you shouldn’t wake

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Someone's gonna make it weird might as well be me

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

If Julius Caesar was born today he would be a baby.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t flirt with me unless you know how to lift the curse

[JC Tarp @jctwritesstuff]

@treydayway @chazzofsheckys 😂😂

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

“listen to your body”

my body: touch the cactus

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit mf ain't barked in 4 hours

[Party Waffle @PartyWaffle]

I wish more dumb people were shy

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reasons to use an em dash:

1) reclaim it from the machines
2) you don't know what a semicolon is for
3) it has incredible vibes

[Anthony McHats @TheHatStore]

[my son watching me shave]

him: dad who taught you how to do that

me: [sliding razor up right leg] your grandmother

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[JC Tarp @jctwritesstuff]

@RyansTrading_ You did not! Even in between track meets lol. Big things ahead for you!