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[Star @GaIaxistar]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Akari 🫧 @lovesickmani]

I remember when a Arabian man asked for my number at the hair store and his first text to me was “this the ngga you gave your number to”

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

And he's right cus leave him or shut up about it

[drea 🎧 ⁷ @uarmyhoe444]

charlie kirk was a terrible man and i'm glad he died in fact i would kill him again. my name is lionel messi by the way and i work for the argentinian soccer team.

[json @edgyjson]

turns out fucking a coworker is an important part of becoming an adult

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[chris @shinacolada]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is delusional and broke

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Formerly Known As…🪝 @TOXIKCHOCKLATE]

@mamiikeeyy Gurl u worried bout bein at work???? This MAN jus told u he fuckin yo NIGGA 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Star @GaIaxistar]

Chaotic compliance

[ʜᴀʟᴠᴇᴇɴ @tweetzbyidil]

My friend’s landlord added a rule that any tenant who played loud music after 10 PM would be fined.
The guy upstairs stopped playing music.
Instead, he invited his friends over every Friday.
No music. Just six grown men passionately arguing about football until 2 AM….

[𝙀𝙈𝘿 ✰ @kingmoneygang0]

Take the fucking child because what both of them need prison

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[Star @GaIaxistar]

@mamiikeeyy In all honesty I think she’s just telling you that you gonna have a good time even if it ain’t for a long time. Might even fuck around and get his name tatted 🤣🤣 just have fun girl and remember that he spends

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[Star @GaIaxistar]

@DumbLumiThing Cold water ….

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

did he just threaten to open his butt for a man

[Star @GaIaxistar]

@imfynerthanfyne 🤣🤣

[FilmAesthetic @theunphotogenic]

@MyLordBebo Never go bungee jumping in third-world countries. Safety measures are often lacking, or people can be extremely careless about them.

[Star @GaIaxistar]

@nightmarebrah She dates Black men?!?!? LMAOO that makes so much more sense

[MJ @yungkaliyuga_]

@akoslachapa replace all ur sugary drinks with water, wait at least 4 hrs in between meals, quit snacking and increase vegetable/protein intake. also fast every once in awhile to increase ur metabolism

[Star @GaIaxistar]

@akoslachapa Excercise 😩