Gabbi Guerriero

This is definitely not where I parked my car.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Why put actor, model, singer, dancer, writer, creator in your bio when you can just put unemployed?

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Could you imagine loving and raising a child only to have that child record a live concert on their phone?

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Update: I got mad at a crumb cake today.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

This one time I correctly guessed a concert pre sale code and I've accomplished absolutely nothing since.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

I burped on a first date and told the guy that it was "probably just the demons coming out" and this is why I've never been on a second date.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

I could've been a Vine star.

[david nussbaum @theNuzzy]

Whoever said "life begins at 40" sure doesn't know my friend Darryl.

Anyway, RIP Darryl 1977-2017

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Tide Pod contest, you in last place.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Weird. I don't remember asking for rejection for Christmas, yet here we are.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

All I want for Christmas is a text back.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Twitter browsing around and let me tell you... @JohnMayer 's Twitter account is a suspiciously perfect yet terrifying place to land.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Every December is a game of chicken between me and the Christmas spirit.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Are Cardi B cardigans a thing yet? CARDIgans. Bc I'll take 2. @iamcardib

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

And by the way, THERE'S FUCKING ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/s6uWAwQbdQ

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

@EmoNight_BK will you guys play my wedding? I'm not engaged or anything but figured I'd ask

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

How Italian am I?... I once had to call out of work to stay home and pluck my eyebrows.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Pizza night is basically just you telling ppl where you got the pie from followed by a debate on where you SHOULD have gotten it from.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Dear Pratt Daddy @spencerpratt , is this a good starter kit? I need some healing power!

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

Never make the mistake of spelling Jerry- Gerry. Apparently those are two different people and Gerry sucks.

[Gabbi Guerriero @Gab_ayyG]

@Bjuliette1 ....NOPE! hi. I no longer have to hide my feelings, this is great