Gabby Tack

I'm an eight year-old quote machine!!

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Major Prince news: 35 reissues headed our way https://t.co/C6d7TaoMLu

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I bought my own apple fritter today. I'm a woman now!
#NotMyLittleGirlAnymore

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#ThatSumsItUp

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*After her brother was being especially naughty
"Brooks, let me tell you about adoption."
#Solid

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D: Thanks for coming to lunch with me.
G: I had no choice. You're my ride!
#LoveTheHonesty

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People say that if you have a unibrow, you're really smart. #BertsAGenius

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Well, I just destroyed that applesauce! #YesSheDid

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"Today we had Donald Trump chicken for lunch."
"Excuse me?"
"Dad, come on. Orange chicken!"
#ThatWasAllHer

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"Hey dad. Do you want a plate of brownies?" #ParentingSuccess

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@EGFNewHeights @mrssorenson I really enjoyed the character parade today!

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G: I married 2 boys.
Friend: You kissed them?
G: Yep!
F: Yuck. Not only do you get cooties, but your lips turn purple unless you're related!

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I can put gel in Brooks' hair and he'll look like a man! #IsThatAllItTakes

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@JamieWepking @myUND @DrDaveTack @MSUMDragons I will miss you all!

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D: I need to get the kids on stage. When's the finale?
G: It's at the end, dad!
#ShouldveKnown

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D: I need to get the kids on stage. When's the finale?
G: It's at the end, dad!
#ShouldveKnown

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"Hey dad, you know what's glorious? I have a ten pack!" #DadHasAPartyBall

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"Hey dad, while I fill the tank, why don't you squeeze the tires?!" #WeightRoomTrashTalk

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"Sharing time with my dad. Having super fun!"

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"My friend was grass in the play, and he was amazing!" #GottaStartSomewhere

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D: "They are mine because I bought 'em!"
G: "Haha, you said 'bottom'!"
#NoIDidnt #MyDaughterIsBeavis