Gabe

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

“Everyone is welcome sign” must come down from classroom because not everyone agrees with that sentiment, Idaho teacher says she was told after being ordered to take down the sign.

[RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat]

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

justifying a Taco Bell order at 11:42pm

[Gabe @GabeArce]

@__cinez Fortunately they moved locations a while back. But lmao this guy got his car halfway into that building my word.

[LaMorra @MorraPerriadora]

This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

[Gabe @GabeArce]

@_Dolf09 @__cinez P messed up for you taint Nickelodeon's trophy with that sort of innuendo. That was supposed to be for the kids

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

[Xiaraaaaa , @xiaraaaaa_]

Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening .

[Gabe @GabeArce]

@_Dolf09 Oh no doubt. Back on my Twitter bullshit you kno.

[Gabe @GabeArce]

Strong 'not gonna check my bank account after an expensive weekend' energy

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Trump on coronavirus cases: "When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn't do any testing we would have very few cases."

[Genevieve Spina @GenevieveSpina]

@GovPritzker what can be done to support school counseling interns? Hours requirements aren’t changing despite not being able to work with our students. School counselors are needed now more than ever! We are prepared and we want to graduate! @CTULocal1 @ChiPubSchools @myisca

[Joe @foejahey]

Was about to cross the street, saw 7 seconds on the walk sign. Stop hand flashing but I shake off the sign and go for it. Made it across with time to spare. I look over at the drivers still stopped at the light. Jaws on the floor. Every one of them.

[marley @marloetta]

me trying to add extra orange chicken to my plate at panda express https://t.co/CDi98TNsE1

[Gabe @GabeArce]

Also anyone who says it's anything other than number 3 can go to hell

[Gabe @GabeArce]

Everyone tells me to be present and put my phone down but why would I opt for reality when I could rank the scariness of loaves of bread

[Dave @sheepfilms]

As it’s Halloween, which baguette is the most scary? Give your reasoning pls

[Gabe @GabeArce]

@championsof94 Why? You got a guy 🤔?