@amazon delivery is honestly terrible. Get your shit together. Not ONCE have yall followed delivery instructions, leaving my packages in random spots to be stolen multiple times. Fix your shit.
You know what a good feeling is? It’s when you’re lighting your last cigarette, hopping in your car to go grab more for the next day. Then you buy them, get back in your car, and realize you already had another fresh pack. It’s like a bonus pack. No more buying til Thursday now!
Also, she told her aunt I hit her. When she’s the one who punched me@in the face 3 times. I’ve never laid a hand on her. But I think she honestly believes what she says. I really do
*Talking about pies*
Other Person: I like Derby Pie. But without the nuts.
Me: Me too.
OP: I think there’s actually a name for that, but I can’t think of it.
Me: Oaks pie?
“The only time I will depend is when I’m 70 years old. That’s cuz I can’t hold my shit with them, so I shit on myself, cause I’m so sick and tired of shitting on everybody else.” Still one of the dirtiest lines ever.