Gabi Bisconti

Professional consumer of music and pasta. But only paid for one of them.

[Gabi Bisconti @GabiBisconti]

@rightresponsem I can assure you this is not the threat you think it is.

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Taking my sister to see Deftones tonight (one of her favorite bands). My hair has been washed far too recently to fit in with the rest of the crowd here.

[Gabi Bisconti @GabiBisconti]

@Michael_Reese_ @BravesAndStuff @foofighters @WUTangKids Dave, Pat, and the gang personally came to fans’ homes, held them down, and jabbed them? Held families for ransom if they didn’t take it?

Honestly I’m impressed, that’s a lot of time spent.

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@NJTRANSIT Stop the fare hike. You’ve improved nothing & you continue to lie and gaslight your customers. “Learn our ABC”s? Gtfo. I spent 100s of dollars driving the past few weeks because I couldn’t rely on you. You’ll be receiving my toll and parking receipts.
Class action lawsuit next.

[Gabi Bisconti @GabiBisconti]

@AhmedBaba_ “Obsession” is the exact right word. Like whether one agrees with her or not, it’s just unhealthy the level of incessant posting and as you said, obsession. Doesn’t she have better things to do with that incredible imagination?

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@PAPERBOYFRlEND ….John Lennon wrote Across the Universe in 1968. David Bowie and Fiona Apple did two famous covers in 1975 and 1998, respectively.

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@lesbihahnism Written by John Lennon in 1968…

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@united wanted to give a huge shout out to your EWR bag dept for the swift recovery of my bag, & the swift resolution when it was damaged by CUR. Special thanks to Barbara K and Joe M in EWR, Carl M in the Caribbean, and Brianda C at Premier - those folks deserve bonuses! 🎉

[Gabi Bisconti @GabiBisconti]

@united Messaged. Please get someone at AFS United to release the bag to me. I am willing to pick it up.

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@united @Curacao_Airport NOTHING still and you have 0 contracted employees working until SATURDAY?! My bag is on the island and I can’t get it because you are too cheap to hire United proper employees, are you kidding? I’ll be long gone to my next destination come Saturday.

[Gabi Bisconti @GabiBisconti]

@united Yes thank you.

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@united @Curacao_Airport United is so cheap they hired an outside company to run their airline in Curacao, where no one seems to be able to answer or deliver a bag that has supposedly landed after I did. I am on day 3 without ANYTHING

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@lmxstn For me, Charlotte’s skirt just looks like it has a pocket jutting out and it’s very easy to find Kate’s sweater in navy online - likely an older colourway. Otherwise I could be convinced of the other details.

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@MelissaMcAtee92 @Alphafox78 You say “witch” like it’s a bad thing. 🫥

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@HuffPost Ah yes, we are all absolutely devastated here. /s

Don’t let the door hit ya, guy.

[Gabi Bisconti @GabiBisconti]

@elonmusk I actually like this one - it makes the language more creative and gives the reader a better, real-life idea/perspective on what that weight actually looks like. Doesn't seem to be the same as your previous example on inclusive language.

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@MOHELA not answering any messages or calls when your gross negligence is the cause of “late” payments?
I paid 2 weeks before due and the payment posted. Not only have I been contacted by you but now I’m hearing from the Dept of Ed I missed payment.

Please fix this. Immediately.

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@ChipotleTweets Been trying for over an hour. This is absurd.

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@NJTRANSIT Thanks - historically I’ve just straight up lost money when this has happened because no one ever calls me back but, will try one more time…

[Gabi Bisconti @GabiBisconti]

@NJTRANSIT_ME UPDATE YOUR APP.