Gabe

spinach calzone with the vegetarian marinara

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

your dog’s a fascist for barking at the mailman

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!🌎💨🔥

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

HELL

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

can I borrow your phone I need to post a quick story

[Ted Cruz Called The FBI on me @weareronin47]

I believe in miracles.

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

@LazyBoiSam I won’t come back from this

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

@LazyBoiSam just talked to a genie my one and only wish is good fortune to @LazyBoiSam

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

holy shit

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

WHAT DAY IS IT?!🌎💨🔥

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump On Healthcare: ‘Liver Tariffs’

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

damn, rip bozo

[Lee Knox Ostertag - Updates @MollyOstertag]

if you could eat one food from any animated movie, what would it be?
mine is the eggs from Shrek

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

me

[mr spinch ! @mooninfirst]

gabezo

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

what the hell

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

1. A hamster has safely returned to Earth, after it was launched into the stratosphere on a flying balloon.

The balloon was launched from a city in Okinawa by Japanese company Iwatani Giken.

The company said the hamster could be seen comfortably snoozing during its journey.

[Ethan Taylor 🧌 @ethataylo]

this is edited like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

[Tenacious Jack 🦅 @LazyBoiSam]

Me n my nonbinary friend

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

I swear if @tkelce upstages my birthday tonight i’m gonna lose it

[Gabe @GabrielPriest]

I hope the @49ers win just so I can live in peace