local kook

elma primary school class of '11. they/them

[local kook @GabrielRobare]

love is stored in the smell of onions and garlic cooking on the stove

[Cindy Wooden @Cindy_Wooden]

#PopeFrancis: "This isn't dogma, just my thought: I like to think of hell as being empty. I hope it is."

[Gary Knox @gPrep]

Remember the name: Paige Bueckers. 6th grade, think Diana Taurasi. Best 6th grade G I've ever seen. St. Louis Park.

[local kook @GabrielRobare]

@shainreads one of the most spectacular books ever written. dependency in particular is one of the most beautiful and terrible narratives i have ever read

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

it costs just $5 to send a trans woman $5

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Sure sex is great but have you ever based a theory of modernity on a close reading of one novel

[local kook @GabrielRobare]

@skidneycrosby congrats!

[alanna okun @alanna]

knitted a functioning breadboard lol

[Tom Cook @TomCook24]

Shakespeare was quite good actually

[MG @meaghan_garvey]

"It's worth it," said an old man leaving the bar in Birmingham as I smoked outside. "All of it," he finished before I could ask, and then he drove away.

[local kook @GabrielRobare]

@xixixoxodc looks great!!!! I make a very similar meal often but i add a little cherry tomato in my risotto (adding them abt ~10 mins before its done) and the acid is so good with the fatty fish! highly recommend

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

jeopardy is such an outlier in tv and just in general. its got the humble student of the world mentality, an absurd breadth of subjects, quick but thoughtful pace, one brief contestant chat, completely devoid of soulless clap-and-smile game show garbage, plus such a lovely blue

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

One of the most important things in the world is to walk home alone after two drinks. That’s why people lose themselves when they get into a relationship or move to the suburbs, they stop walking home alone after two drinks

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Tim Hill has signed a one-year deal with the Yankees

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

Referring to The Simpsons theme as “Homer’s Leitmotif”

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

Since this has been trending, here’s a fun fact: “It insists upon itself” was a criticism my college film history professor used to explain why he didn’t think “The Sound of Music” was a great film. First-rate teacher, but I never quite followed that one.

[Shannon Drayer @shannondrayer]

I once asked Ichiro the 5 people living or dead invite to dinner question.

"That's a lot of people!" he exclaimed. "Picasso, George Sisler, Beethoven, Schubert and "If he knew how to speak human," his dog Ikkyu. "So I could ask him what he was thinking all the time."

#IchiroHOF

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

An important part of your wardrobe is that you should know exactly what outfit you would wear on Jeopardy

[Ilya Kaminsky @ilya_poet]

the dead shall rise again
whoever say
dust must be dust
don't see the trees
smell rain
remember africa
everything that goes
can come
stand up
even the dead shall rise

--Lucille Clifton

[Winter Pallaksch @pallakschh]

"Perhaps an angel looks like everything
We have forgotten, I mean forgotten
Things that don't seem familiar when
We meet them again, lost beyond telling,
Which were ours once."
-Ashbery

[donald boat @laserboat999]

When I was young and I was told that the CAT on construction machines stood for "Caterpillar" I was very pleased, I thought that was as good as a name as any and maybe even the best kind of name for construction devices