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random things that go through my head end up on here lmao.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@Twins @ticasino Luke Keaschall is going YARD tonight.

[Wolves In 6 @WolvesInVI]

you can really tell scott foster thinks he deserves to live

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@SNGS7_ @Cash1Swanson You’re reaching bro ngl, Darnold getting a deep shot off there is farrrr more likely than taking a sack, fumble or INT. Doesn’t mean it’s gonna be completed, but he could have thrown it up for sure. You gotta brush up on your ball knowledge.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@DopeWhipple2 @moronicvikesfan @42Cyc

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

I just can’t bring myself to believe Kamala Harris is the best they could come up with.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@ActivistzElla @C_arstenMeyer @NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero I mean I’d take Mac over Easton Stick, Nathan Rourke, Davis Mills, Sean Clifford, Kyle Trask, Nick Mullens, Hendon Hooker, Tyson Bagent (All listed as QB2’s)

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon 9 completes its 300th successful mission

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@Alex86441172147 @nkzt0527 @VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes what’s it called?

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@5MinAbs79 @vikingzfanpage probably not

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@meowscontrolval @Cash1Swanson go get your taylor swift tickets and stfu lmao

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

Rare Newsom W

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

NEWS: California Governor Gavin Newsom has VETOED the ban on tackle football for kids in his state.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@SpaceX creed bratton has lifted off

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

Overwhelmed and overpaid is not a safe mix.

Please proceed accordingly.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This will allow for mobile phone connectivity anywhere on Earth.

Note, this only supports ~7Mb per beam and the beams are very big, so while this is a great solution for locations with no cellular connectivity, it is not meaningfully competitive with existing terrestrial cellular networks.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@ParsonsTakeover @jasrifootball @Djbienaime took a vikings backup like a month to recover too.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

@MelancholyMule @jacobiathegreat @jasrifootball Vikings fan here, Baker right now is better than Kirk was when he left Washington. He’s been balling out. Even last week he put up 380+ yards and 4 TD’s with a perfect passer rating. He’s got the Buccs somehow in the playoffs. 3 year 100 million is fair. Look at Geno Smith lol

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

Drove to work today and there was a bug in the car. Felt bad because the little guy was just trapped and driving miles away from everything and everyone he knew.

Hope he gets home okay.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

Extremely saddening to hear about Andre Braugher… R.I.P 🕊️

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

It’s been a weird month:

I got a GREAT position that I accepted.

I lost an UNBELIEVABLE amount of money sports gambling.

Joshua Dobbs broke my TV.

I came out with a brand new idea that became patented.

My bank account was leaked.

[gabe swanson @GabrielSwanson_]

The Toasting Knife is officially patented, and mine.

Excited to show off one of my smaller, but newer ideas. This will be fun.